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I'm a mushroom :o

Switch the light on and don't eat the food. !!!!

Dear Ali,

I know you are not proud of me anymore.

Am sorry :o

I once had my ex thrown out of a cake shop for bringing a dog into the store. The jolly wheeze was, she had no dog !!! The owner could not see over the top of the counter so excepted my outrage at the non-existant dog ( I had gone in the shop first ) and threw the bemused woman out.

Didn't see much of her after that.

Good threads to join in chaps on the Patters forum.

Monty is looking for " Jam" musicians.............. Marmalade would be the best I could come up with.

And some other soul has a thread entitled " Australian Bar Band ". Well I'm sure CB and friends have been thrown out of many and must be able to add to the list.

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Today it's Friday and NO people to chop !!!!!!!!!!! that's toooooooooooo much to handle in one day :o

If you work hard like me, not only will you lose all your money, but you will give yourself a headache & a sore back. :o

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Let me level with you, your all really weird!

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Let me level with you, your all really weird!

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Hey - you started it! :o

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Mother do you think they will drop the bomb?

Feeling comfortably numb ;P

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I once rattled this beautiful sheila in London, a few friends and I had a drunken night out...anyways she was so sexy and I even let here wear my Buddha on a rope necklace that she went off with in the morning...anyways I met my mate at the pub later that day and he said she was beautiful but did her not having a hand put me off!

I was so pished I never noticed. Not that a missing hand would bother me. :o

Hehehe she plucked out her other eye. Nice! :o

Did you know that Thailand can meet nearly half of one percent of its energy needs using locally grown chicken & pork by-products.... :o

did you know I am god?

It appears that god likes to dress up as a little yelllow martian thingy with black eyes when he shows his face to the world... :o

Methane gas is the saviour, and bane, of humankind.

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Two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved

in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the

A-1 Great North Road .

One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held radar device

to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill,

and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph.

The machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over

the North Sea , which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the

Border district.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff

complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style.

'Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado

had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent

a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder Air-to-ground

missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the

target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to

the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the

automatic protection system before the missile was launched'.

....yup, it's broken. S#!^! What a tick.....

test

Test 1......test 2........test 3........nope it's just hanging there. Man, how could this happen?

Maybe if I ........

Should I flip my fried egg?

FLIP IT!!! FLIP IT NOW, MAN!!! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!

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