May 12, 200916 yr I just spent 5 days in Melbs. All but yesterday were typical, 4 seasons in onedays, worst part was the bitingly cold wind chill. Toowoomba today, cold and mizribl too, thought Qlnd was s'posed to be warm. Back to Brizzie Friday, guess it will be cold too. Wot one endures to visit friends. Missed Ping, he was walkabouts. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
May 14, 200916 yr two old woman meet for a coffee, one lady says to the other "did you come on the bus" other replies "yes, but i made it look like an asthma attack"
May 14, 200916 yr boater is more frustrated than a legless ethiopian watching a donut roll down a hill
May 14, 200916 yr Iv'e been a pissed Etheospililian on many occasions. if said donut didn't have a barrel attached and answer to the name of Bernie, then <deleted> it. Regarpiddles.
May 14, 200916 yr boater is more frustrated than a legless ethiopian watching a donut roll down a hill What was it? His buoyancy aid?
May 15, 200916 yr It seems unlike the majority on here, I have never worn women's clothing or slept with a sheep........ I've led such a sheltered life.
May 15, 200916 yr Actually it's a shmack, mainly forgotten about until the B52's popularised it in the latter part of the last century, especially this cut-off version, more commonly known as a love-shmack.
May 16, 200916 yr Ah yes, a love-shmack. Otherwise known as a tank-top. Popularised by the 52nd Panzer division. You'll recall their song about the shell suit. Regards.
May 16, 200916 yr Ah yes, a love-shmack. Otherwise known as a tank-top. Popularised by the 52nd Panzer division. You'll recall their song about the shell suit. Regards. Friends of yours "teletiger" ? the "look" appears to be on the "twee" side of scary.....
May 17, 200916 yr Sibey's definition: Friends are those you can fart in front of without blushing or saying "excuse me".
May 17, 200916 yr Sibey's definition: Friends are those you can fart in front of without blushing or saying "excuse me". I think I'll pass on the friends thing then. Even the dog, who would find my toe lodged up his hole for that particular indiscretion. Regards.
May 21, 200916 yr That would be Manfred Man and I think it had a lot to do with LSD. That would be Manfred Mann......in old money. Regards.
May 21, 200916 yr What a shame to hide in foreign ancient language. Why not tell it like it is, what are you trying to prove you bugger? Shame on you! This is the Bedlam forum wihch is supposed to be a place for people that do not care about education and stuff like that. Why or who are you trying to impress Tele? You think we are stupid here?
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