July 20, 200916 yr I think he meant he's lived in a caravan for quite some time.......... Yes, of course, how silly of me. He wants one of those extension bell thingies to hang on the outside so that he can hear the phone ringing when he's 'tending' his flock....
July 20, 200916 yr Sorry to have two bites at the cherry, folks, but I'm off again, so won't be around much during the next 6 months unless I can get myself a decent wireless connection this year; last year's was 'decrepit'. (That nice Nurse Diesel gave me a lovely cat. O leave-pass.)
July 20, 200916 yr Can someone please explain the Chevy ad to me? pom mai kao jai. My pleasure! That is a sign above a urinal that I have noticed at many gas stations here. It encourages you to do some exercises during your elimination period so you can be fresh for the road. Brought to as a public service by Chevrolet! I thought it was amusing, but my Thai buddies just shrugged their shoulders.
July 21, 200916 yr Can someone please explain the Chevy ad to me? pom mai kao jai. My pleasure! That is a sign above a urinal that I have noticed at many gas stations here. It encourages you to do some exercises during your elimination period so you can be fresh for the road. Brought to as a public service by Chevrolet! I thought it was amusing, but my Thai buddies just shrugged their shoulders. After wiping their shoes. Regards.
July 21, 200916 yr Haha..ive seen Mr Eek do those exact arm exercises. NOT seen him do it at a urinal though..but hel_l maybe he does! But yeh, the advertising must work because i remember seeing him move each arm up like that when he was out and about at the petrol station and looked like a funny way to stretch out/exercise your body. Cant recall if he did it before or after he went to the toilets. Maybe he saw the pics and it played on his mind so followed the recommendation when he came outside. Funny.
July 22, 200916 yr Or he could just be reliving Saturday Night Fever. Or the Hokey Pokey... Oh,Put your left arm out, Oh,Put your right arm out, Put your hands on the ........ And you swing it all around.... (Can't seem to remember all the words! Probably a good thing!)
July 22, 200916 yr Or he could just be reliving Saturday Night Fever. Or the Hokey Pokey... This is the best version....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXNZ4BntQN4 Raro should appreciate it.
July 22, 200916 yr Or he could just be reliving Saturday Night Fever. Or the Hokey Pokey... This is the best version....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXNZ4BntQN4 Raro should appreciate it. Is that the version by The Water Closet Boys Coat, Hat.......gone
July 23, 200916 yr STOP PRESS: Wine does not make you FAT Evidence now in confirms it makes you LEAN ( After a bottle or three scentists noted no change in weight, but all involved in the trial were seen leaning on tables chairs and ugly people )
July 23, 200916 yr You could of course try Texas sex. Partner on her knees.....you mount......you reach over, fondle breasts......whisper in her ear "these feel just like your sisters". Then try hanging on for 8 seconds. With BF the procedure is somewhat different. But the result is the same. Regards.
July 24, 200916 yr You could of course try Texas sex.Partner on her knees.....you mount......you reach over, fondle breasts......whisper in her ear "these feel just like your sisters". Then try hanging on for 8 seconds. With BF the procedure is somewhat different. But the result is the same. Regards. That's so funny I almost fell off my wife's sister. Giddayup !
July 24, 200916 yr You could of course try Texas sex.Partner on her knees.....you mount......you reach over, fondle breasts......whisper in her ear "these feel just like your sisters". Then try hanging on for 8 seconds. With BF the procedure is somewhat different. But the result is the same. Regards. That's so funny I almost fell off my wife's sister. Giddayup ! Real oldie, but always makes me laff.....
July 24, 200916 yr It's only 16 degrees here in Liverpool. Where's the bloody summer!?! 44 here in Riyadh. I'm shrivelling up like a prune. The pool is a nice temp though
July 25, 200916 yr Is the zebra a white animal with black stripes, or a black animal with white stripes ?
July 25, 200916 yr Dont use superglue without proper protection! ..that is, if you are as retarded at using it as i am. Wore latex gloves, thinking i was clever. But didnt think to wear protective eye gear.....
July 25, 200916 yr Dont use superglue without proper protection!..that is, if you are as retarded at using it as i am. Wore latex gloves, thinking i was clever. But didnt think to wear protective eye gear..... You didn't mistake it for Visine did you Eek...........
July 25, 200916 yr Is the zebra a white animal with black stripes, or a black animal with white stripes ? It's just a striped animal!
July 25, 200916 yr Dont use superglue without proper protection!..that is, if you are as retarded at using it as i am. Wore latex gloves, thinking i was clever. But didnt think to wear protective eye gear..... You didn't mistake it for Visine did you Eek........... God no. Thankfully! Was getting around to repairing something and laid everything out; item, superglue, newspaper, latex gloves. Damned superglue was solid at the tip of the tube (one of those small metal squeezy tubes). Poking down the nozzle with a pin didnt work. So, poked a pin prick in the side. But i guess i squeezed it too hard, cuz it shot up in the air, and a small drop went into my eye. Rinsed my eye for about 15 mins. Red raw and sore afterwards and could feel the tiny superglue blob on my eyeball. Thank goodness a couple of hours of tears working away at it, the glue got all washed out. Dammit though, cant believe it. Anyway, wasnt gonna let the superglue beat me. Put on a pair of sunglasses and finished the job.
July 25, 200916 yr Again here the proof that women should do what they do best, giving birth that is............ Alex running like buffalo being chased by tiger.......
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