August 19, 200916 yr Suegha is a discerning customer, look what come with every new Lexus :- Free air-bags! Careful about those Lexus air bags, Suegha. They have to be replaced after they've been used once.
August 19, 200916 yr Suegha is a discerning customer, look what come with every new Lexus :-Free air-bags! Careful about those Lexus air bags, Suegha. They have to be replaced after they've been used once. I could be in the market for a pair of slighty used, second hand ones
August 19, 200916 yr Wipe with Kleenex, quick squirt of WD40, polish with shammy leather (or kebab, at your taste) and firm up with some Ronseal. It's when you have to call the scaffolders in that you have a problem.
August 19, 200916 yr On this day :-1057 - Macbeth, the King of Scotland, was killed by the son of King Duncan. That's given me an idea for a story ! A story! That's a good idea. You could set the scene in a little hamlet on a midsummer's night, and one of the characters could be a Viennese merchant ...call him Richard or Henry, say (as you like it). Throw in some merry wives and an untame shrew, and you could have a comedy of errors. How to end the story.....I'm sure all's well that ends well.
August 21, 200916 yr Was in a meeting and this guy presenting as he knew it all, rite. After his presentation I went to him and asked if he really had an open mind. He sjesh, Yes I have, what is it you want to aks me. So I told him why you sink I want to aks you some thing, me wanna tell you some thing, are you ready to receive? uuuuurrr , what, he sjed. My master plan you fool I answered. Get on with it he replied. So I told him my master plan and after a while he told me I am a lunatic and should be locked up for life. I told him you M****F***er I am going to smack you in the face so bad that your mother sinks you are mashed potatoes. He reply with something like please stay calm there is no need to get violent. I was realy f***cked up at that moment so I asked him again about my plan. He sjez you think this iz the solution? Yez I say this is it. Are you a coward? I tell him go back home and do this you C**t Will see if he does.
August 22, 200916 yr C'mon the All Blacks. All my teams bin beat this week, inc St Kilda........<deleted>
August 22, 200916 yr Born on this day : 22nd August 1917 John Lee Hooker. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"
August 22, 200916 yr C'mon the All Blacks.All my teams bin beat this week, inc St Kilda........<deleted> 9 hours later..........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,......................... WE WON !!!!!!!!!! ALL BLACKS 19 - AUSTRALIA 18
August 22, 200916 yr Born on this day : 22nd August 1917John Lee Hooker. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" That's more like it.
August 23, 200916 yr Saturday August 15, 2009 Police in Newcastle, England, are seeking a cruel thief with a sense of humour. A man returned home to find he had lost his entire CD collection in a break-in but the crook had thoughtfully left behind There Is Nothing Left to Lose by the Foo Fighters. .
August 23, 200916 yr C'mon the All Blacks.All my teams bin beat this week, inc St Kilda........<deleted> 9 hours later..........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,......................... WE WON !!!!!!!!!! ALL BLACKS 19 - AUSTRALIA 18 Was watching the last few minutes, Oz about to win when ref blew his whistle and gave the game to NZ with a free kick. Don't know why. The ref and the commentators kept saying "penalty, penalty", but no one would explain what it was for. Both sides were on the ground wrestling for the ball at the time and the ref just decided that NZ should win. Stupid game, it seems to be all about who has the best penalty kickers (and pays the ref the most). Scoring trys seems to have no real relevance to the game. I recall England won a world cup a few years back because they had a little guy who could kick goals out of his arse or from the breakfast table at the team hotel. I think he was knighted for this singular talent. Union comes a long last for me in the footy codes until they change the game to make free kicks a little less important in securing a result.
August 23, 200916 yr I recall England won a world cup a few years back because they had a little guy who could kick goals out of his arse or from the breakfast table at the team hotel. I think he was knighted for this singular talent. That be Johnny Wilkinson OC. We gave your "little white, don't dare show them the sun for fear of melanoma, bottoms (sp)" a good tanning that day until they change the game to make free kicks a little less important in securing a result. They do that already. Penalty kicks aren't worth as many points as a Try
August 23, 200916 yr C'mon the All Blacks.All my teams bin beat this week, inc St Kilda........<deleted> 9 hours later..........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,......................... WE WON !!!!!!!!!! ALL BLACKS 19 - AUSTRALIA 18 Was watching the last few minutes, Oz about to win when ref blew his whistle and gave the game to NZ with a free kick. Don't know why. The ref and the commentators kept saying "penalty, penalty", but no one would explain what it was for. Both sides were on the ground wrestling for the ball at the time and the ref just decided that NZ should win. Stupid game, it seems to be all about who has the best penalty kickers (and pays the ref the most). Scoring trys seems to have no real relevance to the game. I recall England won a world cup a few years back because they had a little guy who could kick goals out of his arse or from the breakfast table at the team hotel. I think he was knighted for this singular talent. Union comes a long last for me in the footy codes until they change the game to make free kicks a little less important in securing a result. Too much kicking for me, ruins the game, getting too much like AFL. Obviously having to think makes you one of the mentally challenged, soccer fans, or possibly Aussie AFL fan. No need to follow rules and understand the codes. Reason soccer is most watched game, for many Ockors AFL, thinking NOT required. Neva care, enjoy your choice as we all do. Dunno, but it seems it took just one unthinking mistake by Lachie Turner - tackled by Issac Ross on his goal line, and that made all the difference. He held onto the ball instead of releasing it and rolling away, alth' rolling away not always possible, releasing the ball, easy. I reckon if ref was paid for penalties against the ABs, he won, being Sth African it was to his country's advantage for a Wallaby win. Lunch at cricket, time for bed. Cheers all Ockors.
August 24, 200916 yr I rarely post in TLW or Random these days (or did I mention that already?) I think you post another half dozen times to make sure everybody gets the message.
August 24, 200916 yr In olden days, Ponting would have lost his ears or at least had other sticky out bits burned for such National humiliation.
August 24, 200916 yr Sorry I'm a day late with this anniversary.... On August 23, 1967 The Who stayed at a Flint, MI, Holiday Inn after opening for Herman's Hermits at a concert at Atwood Stadium. After the concert, The Who and Herman's Hermits celebrated Keith Moon's 21st birthday in the Holiday Inn's rooms, where a birthday cake was provided by Premier Drums and Decca Records. A drunken food fight erupted over the birthday cake, and when the Holiday Inn manager arrived to complain about the noise things went downhill. Fire extinguisher foam was sprayed on guests' cars, and Keith broke a tooth tripping on pieces of the cake trying to run away from a sheriff's deputy. The debauchery climaxed when Keith, covered in frosting, drove a Lincoln Continental convertible into the swimming pool. A dentist was awakened to repair Keith's tooth, with the sheriff driving Moon and the rest of The Who to the dentist's office. Legend says Moon was so drunk that no novocaine was needed.
August 24, 200916 yr Pete, I reckon you should check out Moon and his antics on somewhere like Wikipedia, the section on toilet pyrotechnics, is especially informative..........
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