My mother and sister both bred pugs for years. You would be surprised what they can do!

I suppose anything for money !!!

No, that was their uncle sceadugenga.

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I "don't like" toy dogs because they are toys.

In name maybe, but depends how you treat them, mine go on long walks and love it and they never get carried in hand bags.

Toys that yap and nip and pee on the carpet.

They certainly yap and nip, but I prefer to train mine toilet habits.

Dogs are supposed to be able to rip the throat out of a mongoose eating your chickens,

Leo in particular will go for a mongoose or anything else that strays into his territory.

or rip the gonads off a burglar,

or the throat of a 2 year old, yet Leo & Sadie will still warn you of any intrusion, but is quite safe to my 2 year old.

And don't tell me yours is trained not to attack children, I have heard that sorry excuse too many times before.

Hmmmmmmm............

Very!

I've had a hatrick this week and can't believe my luck. Its only Tuesday night and since Saturday night I have found 3 mobile (cell) phones.......all of them sporting heaps of credit. LIFE IS GREAT!

Hi Alex, stranger.

I will be back in Bangers on 2nd Dec for 4 nites, time we had that meet.

PM me, if yer around, that is.

I will be staying at same place, 2 Sukhumvit, Soi 25.

Cheers matey.

Hi Pete,

Haven't heard from Ping lately, did you catch up in Phuket?

I was just about to start a "Where's Ping & Pete ?" thread.

If I can join you in your apparent time travel machine yes we could meet up on the 2nd of December.

The question is: Which year?

Hi Pete,

Haven't heard from Ping lately, did you catch up in Phuket?

Yeah, OC, we met up a cupla times for beers and javas Chalong and Patong.

Ping dun drink java, but his lovely Thai gal does.

Lotsa gossip.

Gone off Patong, reck I may have to look for a place down Rawai, Nai Harn area.

Had a chat with DON too.

Hope we are able coincide sumtime when visiting.

If I can join you in your apparent time travel machine yes we could meet up on the 2nd of December.

The question is: Which year?

OOOOOOOOPs........

Sowwy there Alex.

I haven't had any beers for weeks, must be getting befuddled, too sober.

Make it, between, 3rd Jan - 5th Jan, the year of Our Lord, 2010.

I MISS MY "CHANG".

Gave up after tasting the San Miguel weazels here.

Just a quick hello from sunny Gran Canaria.

What a nice name for your Gran. Mine was Ethel.

I bet she sang like a bird.

I've learnt about the ignore feature of TV. It certainly makes the TV experience more enjoyable when you don't have to read the constant BS of the few ignoramuses.

On This day

30th December, 1468, The Battle of Wakefield.

The grand old Duke of York,

He had ten thousand men.

He marched them up to the top of the hill

And he marched them down again.

And when they were up, they were up;

And when they were down, they were down.

But when they were only halfway up,

They were neither up nor down!

I've learnt about the ignore feature of TV. It certainly makes the TV experience more enjoyable when you don't have to read the constant BS of the few ignoramuses.

Is this related to my inane post directly above?

I'll take silence as a yes.

hEHE. I'd better say "no", then.

Tourettes means never having to say you are sorry.

Why? Because you couldn't help it? Tantamount to an uncontrollable accident?

If I accidently inhaled some pepper and sneezed snot in your face....I should not have to apologise because I couldn't help it?

I think there are quite a few murderers in prison that are genetically inclined to psychopathy.... they can't be blamed for their actions either.

Nonetheless, the psychopath or the tourettes syndromer, or the sneezer DID cause offense or harm.

It's an interesting discussion when you consider minor things like outbursts from tourettes compared to major harm from a genetic psychopath.

.........If I accidently inhaled some pepper and sneezed snot in your face....I should not have to apologise because I couldn't help it?

.......

There is something quite Thai there.

Hey Harcourt, sorry to hear that you're now single. Chin up.

Just thought I'd let you know it's now 1 January and the 2010 models have arrived in stock and are widely available throughout LOS. Due to the slow high season there's plenty of sales and special offers around to entice buyers. The new models have lots of special features and much better performance than the older ones. They're also really keen to be worn in but beware, like all new models, they're a bit tight when new and need to be well lubricated before they can tackle the more demanding tasks. With a little care and variety at the beginning they'll go hard at it day in and day out for years to come.

Mines a beautiful pearly white with all the openings in the right places who loves it best getting dirty on all fours. Fast or slow she doesn't care and loves a tub and massage after a good workout.

Cheers and Happy New Year.

Uuuuuuuurgh, wwwhhhe wazzz

nevssmidn

bupr..

Random rumblings, see above.

I think Alex has nodded off again.

Hey Harcourt, sorry to hear that you're now single. Chin up.

Just thought I'd let you know it's now 1 January and the 2010 models have arrived in stock and are widely available throughout LOS. Due to the slow high season there's plenty of sales and special offers around to entice buyers. The new models have lots of special features and much better performance than the older ones. They're also really keen to be worn in but beware, like all new models, they're a bit tight when new and need to be well lubricated before they can tackle the more demanding tasks. With a little care and variety at the beginning they'll go hard at it day in and day out for years to come.

Mines a beautiful pearly white with all the openings in the right places who loves it best getting dirty on all fours. Fast or slow she doesn't care and loves a tub and massage after a good workout.

Cheers and Happy New Year.

Happy new year. Before I get a new model...I'm a bit wary of models that have not been proved reliable...so could I take yours for a test drive before I commit to a purchase?

Haha.

Sorry, mine's a one off special order and irreplaceable.

However, there is a standard spec model available albeit an earlier model but never taken out of the showroom yet, identical in all respects and from the same production line, which is available and looking for a kind and loving owner. PM me if you're interested in the technical specs and a test drive.

Uuuuuuuurgh, wwwhhhe wazzz

nevssmidn

bupr..

I scenond taht.