Yo

That's the girl that alleged she had been assaulted at the Manchester United Christmas Party.

When asked " When did you realise you had been raped" ?

She replied" Immediately after he told me he was going on loan to Rochdale ".

Hang on, is that a dig at me

welocme to England. The land of the incontravertibly Politically Correct.

Hmm.. New thread Idea

I think nowadays you could dedicate a whole web site to all that PC <deleted>

You can't say the word "fart" anymore, without someone from "Fartanistan" complaining about it

Srory here.

Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has electrocuted a chicken and suffocated male chicks on television, outraging animal rights groups.

The slaughter will appear on British television this week, and is apparently designed to highlight the brutality of battery farming.

The Naked Chef's stunt has angered animal rights group RSPCA, which described killing chickens in a studio as "misguided".

"The lights, the cameras, the noise could be frightening and cause animals potential distress," a spokesman said.

He ain't putting the batteries in right then is he....silly duffa

Enter, stage right: Kerryd!

welocme to England. The land of the incontravertibly Politically Correct.

Hmm.. New thread Idea

I think nowadays you could dedicate a whole web site to all that PC <deleted>

You can't say the word "fart" anymore, without someone from "Fartanistan" complaining about it

'Fartanistan'? Is that anywhere near 'Fannystan'?

welocme to England. The land of the incontravertibly Politically Correct.

Hmm.. New thread Idea

I think nowadays you could dedicate a whole web site to all that PC <deleted>

You can't say the word "fart" anymore, without someone from "Fartanistan" complaining about it

'Fartanistan'? Is that anywhere near 'Fannystan'?

Yeah. Neighbouring "Trump-ton"

'Just then there was a knock on the door. I knew it was the M.I.L. because the mice were throwing themselves on the traps. The wife said, "How would you like to speak to Mummy?" - I said, "Through a spiritualist".'

'Just then there was a knock on the door. I knew it was the M.I.L. because the mice were throwing themselves on the traps. The wife said, "How would you like to speak to Mummy?" - I said, "Through a spiritualist".'

That's gotta be Bernard Manning Ken

Edit. Forgot my blooming smiley's

Time to start drinking.

On this day in

1840 - The penny post, whereby mail was delivered at a standard charge rather than paid for by the recipient, began in Britain.

I wonder how much it costs to post a standard letter today, and more to the point will it reach it's destination ?

3 bahts in Thailand and my letters always get to where it's needed to be. Classic letter writing has been shaded by E-mails. I kinda miss sending postcards/cards or even letter to loved ones by writing. Look back to ma and dad love letters is so classic and with loads of memories travelling thru the time.

3 bahts in Thailand and my letters always get to where it's needed to be. Classic letter writing has been shaded by E-mails. I kinda miss sending postcards/cards or even letter to loved ones by writing. Look back to ma and dad love letters is so classic and with loads of memories travelling thru the time.

Classic email to parents:

Hi mum & dad,

All Ok? Good here.

OK got to go.

Love,

Your rebellious son.

Even got it saved as a template.

'Just then there was a knock on the door. I knew it was the M.I.L. because the mice were throwing themselves on the traps. The wife said, "How would you like to speak to Mummy?" - I said, "Through a spiritualist".'

That's gotta be Bernard Manning Ken

Edit. Forgot my blooming smiley's

Your forgetting youself MrBJ.....Bernard Manning & the politicaly correct brigade don't go hand in hand

So what's a 'doggy punch' ??

Try to get me banned here ? Virgin mary ears has tried but unfortunately the frequence miles are much different - not even a match. Thanks to the edit button.

I leave doggy punch to the Urban Dictionary.

Phascolarctos cinereus is not a bear.

It's a Koala (Please don't call it a Koala Bear)

Phascolarctos cinereus is not a bear.

It's a Koala (Please don't call it a Koala Bear)

cola bears were my favourite sweet when a kid

Phascolarctos cinereus is not a bear.

It's a Koala (Please don't call it a Koala Bear)

And why is it people often call it a bear?? Even some Aussie I know they don't correct me when I said it's a bear??

I much prefer the cardboard cups, to the plastic one's from a vending machine.

Cheese on toast - the lazy person's Welsh Rarebit.

JxP

Denmark hosts Masturbate-a-Thon - do we all belong to the same human race?!

JxP

Denmark hosts Masturbate-a-Thon - do we all belong to the same human race?!

JxP

It'll be a stiff challenge and a hard one to beat. I just hope it all comes together

:D

I'll just keep feeding you the lines . . .

JxP

I love denmark more and more...

The organiser's first name is the same as the name of the gal I met.

In Albrecht Durer's engraving "Melencolia I" there is a wooden board on the wall with 16 numbers on it in four columns of 4 like so :-

16 3 2 13

5 10 11 8

9 6 7 12

4 15 14 1

This is called a gnomon magic square, because of any of four contguous numbers add up to the same sum. There are 86 different combinations of four numbers in this particular square, all of which add up to 34.

well zippity doo-dah.

IO wonder why people bother coming up with things like that? What purpose does it serve to have a box of numbers that all add up to the same amount.

Why for that matter, has Soduko become such a craze?

Agree with you Kayo. It's unbelievable how it's taken off. I had a go at it for about two minutes once; bored witless. I'll stick with the good old crossword.

well zippity doo-dah.

IO wonder why people bother coming up with things like that? What purpose does it serve to have a box of numbers that all add up to the same amount.

I don't know why I bother - My words are like tears in the Rain.

Say Goodnight Ken.

Ok.......

"Goodnight Ken"

awww. now uncle ken, don't take it personally. They aren't your inventions, I am not shooting messengers here...

Sit yourself down me uncle and have a brewski with the boys....

....If you can tear yourself away from the sodoku puzzle!