Yes you put it where you normally put your car keys. Your car keys are where you normally leave your wallet. Your wallet is in the draw with the cutlery. It was all because of that interruption from the call on your mobile (as you were about to put your coffee cup in the sink). By the way, you will find the coffee cup on the roof of your car and your mobile in with the dishes.

All of the above is usually after a night out on the town for me

Forget the knitting or crotcheting - couldn't be bothered learning.

Today I am going to play with a snake!

The missus is away for a few days then, is she?

I've lost my voice, so i'm gonna be a bit quiet on here today.

I've lost my voice, so i'm gonna be a bit quiet on here today.

Sad news BJ... you didn't leave it where Chili lost his spoon, perchance?

Sad news BJ... you didn't leave it where Chili lost his spoon, perchance?

Sad news BJ... you didn't leave it where Chili lost his spoon, perchance?

Silence is golden........i feel a song coming on !!

Sad news BJ... you didn't leave it where Chili lost his spoon, perchance?

Silence is golden........i feel a song coming on !!

Sad news BJ... you didn't leave it where Chili lost his spoon, perchance?

Silence is golden........i feel a song coming on !!

BJ doesn't deserve to get a point for the last two.

Anyway - tomorrow I'm contemplating playing with a porcupine.

Ah, the missus is back home on the morrow then. A good thing too - that pure snake of yours must be worn out.

Ah, the missus is back home on the morrow then. A good thing too - that pure snake of yours must be worn out.

Alas the snake hasn't found a burrow yet today - however chavy is due over for the usual Monday night boozeathon - anything is possible.

Yeah - tomorrow the quills will be slowly inserted one at a time to enhance the effect of getting up at 7.00am on FA sleep still reeking of Leo beer fumes, sporting non stayfast lipstick & cheap perfume in places that still keeps one aroused long after the event.

I'd rather play with a stinging nettle or sit on a bullant nest.

Are we still "Randomising" or what?

I was bitten by some big reddish-brown ants on samui and they actually drew blood that stained my shirt. And the pain!?!?

With people on the internet, how do you know if they are putting their hand over their mouth, when they are coughing. In fact, how do you know who is coughing? Or sneazing, come to think of it.

Maybe webcams and microphones should be required to be on at all time whilst surfing.

Be less virus infections, yer'd see who was sending them.

Now where's me clobber...........sheeeeeeesh

With people on the internet, how do you know if they are putting their hand over their mouth, when they are coughing. In fact, how do you know who is coughing? Or sneazing, come to think of it.

Or anything else for that matter!?!?

The mind boggles

The mind boogies!

My hips shake

Shakin' all ovverrrr!

Shake-n-Vac

Now there was a truly random piece of advertising work.

Shake-n-Vac

Now there was a truly random piece of advertising work.

Agreed!

And even though you may not have used it for years, I bet you can still remember the smell.

Green eggs and ham.

Lipstick? Perfume?

Toilet paper stuck in the crack.

Dick Dastardly was unfair and should have given Mutley more medals. He's nothing but a cad

Is it true there's alien ships parked up on the dark side of the moon?