Buy the "TV Mall" rump shaker today.

Loose 10kg's sitting in front of the TV, drinking beer, whilst this little beauty makes you wobble all over.

Call now and we'll throw in a set of cake knives, master buster arse wipes and a tin of course peanut butter.

All for the ridiculous price of 3,197.98B plus door to toilet delivery.

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Hardly anybody plays the glockenspiel these days...

Agreed - butter is good for you! This feels like a random post!

Agreed - butter is good for you! This feels like a random post!

Someone is having senior moments, they keep posting the same thing everywhere....

Well spotted LK. Not much gets past you!

There is a guy standing in front of 7/11 at the moment who is wearing green pants, white shirt and has a pair of glasses on his face.

Well spotted LK. Not much gets past you!

Lets all just copy and paste our last post anywhere else in the forum into the random post thread.

That way all bedlemites can access the entire forum from one thread.

Well spotted LK. Not much gets past you!

Lets all just copy and paste our last post anywhere else in the forum into the random post thread.

That way all bedlemites can access the entire forum from one thread.

Excellent idea soundman!

I'll second Manuel! But it mush be Manuel. "Me speak very good english. I learn it from a book!"

Thaddy is lurking again - either that he has fallen aleep on his keyboard.

Disclaimer: Seeing this was only posted in random post thread it is entirely original post and not copied from any other part of the forum.

Well spotted LK. Not much gets past you!

Lets all just copy and paste our last post anywhere else in the forum into the random post thread.

That way all bedlemites can access the entire forum from one thread.

Excellent idea soundman!

..and I vote that who ever it is in the rubber ring in soundman's avatar gets to post in

Bedlam from now on.......

Well bugger me sideways. I have an infected saliva gland and it hurts like getting your finger mashed by a ball peen hammer.

Disclaimer: Emoticons don't ut and paste without entering the add reply field.

Thaddy is lurking again - either that he has fallen aleep on his keyboard.

Disclaimer: Seeing this was only posted in random post thread it is entirely original post and not copied from any other part of the forum.

You forget mate, I'm on ipstar, possibly the worst connection in Thailand, just reading can be bad enough, posting some days is positively painful.

Since moving office the connection is worse than ever

I have just cooked and eaten Spaghetti with sun-dried tomato, olives and peppadew peppers sauce. Yummy! washed down with an Austrailian oak-aged Shrah. Double Yummy!!!

Did you know that an octopus has three hearts and it's blood is pale blue?

Taking four different types of pain killers simultaneously can have un-predictable and eratic results.

Taking four different types of pain killers simultaneously can have un-predictable and eratic results.

Chang, Singha, Archa and Leo? ........ you betcha

It is day 113 ,right? why women still dressed in black?

It is day 113 ,right? why women still dressed in black?

Because it is a leap year?

It is day 113 ,right? why women still dressed in black?

er, because there's an "R" in the month. ?

Taking four different types of pain killers simultaneously can have un-predictable and eratic results.

Chang, Singha, Archa and Leo? ........ you betcha

You can buy an original Singapore Sling at Raffles club in Singapore.

You can have a Bombay Saphire at any FC club on the sub-continent.

However, a "Bangkok Ballsup" ^^^ is only available at Thaddy's house or selected alcohol recylers around the country.

I don't think I'll post anything on the random thread today.

I don't think I'll post anything on the random thread today.

That's okay sibeymai, sometimes it's best to take a rest. No point in over doing it. Now go lie down and I'll get Nurse Diesel to administer your meds.

The chimps a chump !!!!!

Say "silk" times really quickly.

& then

answer this question within a secondof reading it....

What do cows drink?

soundman Taking four different types of pain killers simultaneously can have un-predictable and eratic results. _________________________________________

Blotty quotes dun work.

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.........its spelled erotic, soundman.[/size]

Crimped hair....?

redrus

Say "silk" times really quickly.

& then

answer this question within a secondof reading it....

What do cows drink?

Water......... it's potentially going to be one of those nights again isn't it

Say "silk" times really quickly.

& then

answer this question within a secondof reading it....

What do cows drink?

Water......... it's potentially going to be one of those nights again isn't it

Yeah, although cows do actually drink milk - when they are a calf!