But then they're calfs not cows !!!

Say "silk" times really quickly.

& then

answer this question within a secondof reading it....

What do cows drink?

Water......... it's potentially going to be one of those nights again isn't it

Yeah, although cows do actually drink milk - when they are a calf!

.....like babies drink whisky......

when grown up.

The odds of a hole in one in golf are anywhere from 5,000:1 to more than 10,000:1 depending on who you believe.

The odds of two players aceing the same hole back to back with consecutive hits is more than 17,000,000:1.

The odds of continued posting in this thread in the hope of making a meaningful contribution to the Bedders community: a certainty.

The odds of a post in this thread actually making a meaningful contribution to the Bedders community: incalculable.

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I think we may have allready had this one, but I can't be shagged checking.

http://www.fourteenminutes.com/fun/words/

Great game for eloquent writing ideas.

Random Words:

alacran

autoptical

capitals

cashbook

confectionary

continence

finglefangle

foeman

gizzard

infumate

lugubrious

placket

scatter

scherzando

seizin

shrinking

sinapism

statics

turquois

ungathered

aguardiente

azygous

chasseur

cuckold

deliberately

demi

faintish

feminate

freethinking

lilylivered

palang

plafrey

presbyopic

promptuary

pupilarity

rapscallion

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selfconvicted

stillroom

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How many times do I have to say all these before answering "What do cows drink" ?

When people have asked me in the past why I chose to come and live in Thailand, I would often answer, because I like mangoes !

and now they are only 20 Baht a kilo........

A Calf is a baby Cow!

A Calf is a baby Cow!

Having lots of calfs mark the formation of icebergs.

A Calf is a baby Cow!

Having lots of calfs mark the formation of icebergs.

Profound sounders old boy...profound.

A Calf is a baby Cow!

Having lots of calfs mark the formation of icebergs.

Profound sounders old boy...profound.

Should go in double meanings.

Calf ................= 1 baby cow.

No such word as calfs in plural sense,

Calves noun.....= 2 or more baby cows.....LOL

Calves verb .....= A cow, delivering her calf at birth.

Now tell me off......LOL

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On This Day in 1590 - 25th April

The Sultan of Morocco launched his successful attack to capture Timbuktu.

When I was kid, any question my parents could not answer, was, "In Timbuktu".

One day, I gotta go there.

This day in history, 26th April.

1895

Start of the Old Bailey trial of playwright Oscar Wilde who's charged with

homosexuality.

Poor Ozzy.

A Calf is a baby Cow!

Having lots of calfs mark the formation of icebergs.

Profound sounders old boy...profound.

Should go in double meanings.

Calf ................= 1 baby cow.

No such word as calfs in plural sense,

Calves noun.....= 2 or more baby cows.....LOL

Calves verb .....= A cow, delivering her calf at birth.

Now tell me off......LOL

Ok.

Calving is when part of an ice shelf or glacier seperates from the main body to fall into the sea creating an iceberg.

I'll just go and get back on my medication now.

A Calf is a baby Cow!

Having lots of calfs mark the formation of icebergs.

Profound sounders old boy...profound.

Should go in double meanings.

Calf ................= 1 baby cow.

No such word as calfs in plural sense,

Calves noun.....= 2 or more baby cows.....LOL

Calves verb .....= A cow, delivering her calf at birth.

Now tell me off......LOL

Ok.

Calving is when part of an ice shelf or glacier seperates from the main body to fall into the sea creating an iceberg.

I'll just go and get back on my medication now.

That reminds me....some of your medicine is still in my car !!

...in spite of dungeon fire and sword...

Learning English, ESOL, would send me nutz

Drove me nuts at school , anyway.

Has to be taught properly, not just anyway.

Learning English, ESOL, would send me nutz

Drove me nuts at school , anyway.

Has to be taught properly, not just anyway.

Correct, and if it isn't too presumptuous of me, I think that you need a space between any and way

//edit/I'm human too

Where's that other pedant, Farangsay?

Sorry. But does that mean he has bad feet ?

Sorry. But does that mean he has bad feet ?

Yes, he and Taddy should see a podiatrist!

Sorry, a pediatrist!

Thadds

Correct, and if it isn't too presumptuous of me, I think that you need a space between any and way

an·y·way // iˌweɪ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation</SPAN>[en-ee-wey] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation </SPAN>–adverb 1.in any case; anyhow; nonetheless; regardless: Whether you like it or not, I'm going anyway. 2.(used to continue or resume the thread of a story or account): Anyway, we finally found a plumber who could come right over.

Sorry, just got back. Miss me ?

Sorry, just got back. Miss me ?

Did you miss me yeah, while I was away? Glitter anyone?

Sod's (or Murphy's) Law - how to calculate.

(Ratings are 1 least - 10 most)

1. Rate the urgency, importance and complexity of the task on a scale of 1 to 9 and add these figures together.

2. Rate how skilled you are at the task. Subtract this from 10.

3. Multiply your answers to steps 1 and 2 together and divide by 20.

4. Rate from 1 to 9 how frequently you perform the task and divide this by 10.

5. Calculate the sine value of your answer to step 4 (you’ll find this a ‘sin’ on most calculators) and subtract this from 1.

6. Divide 1 by your answer to step 5.

7. Finally, multiply your answer to step 3 by 0.7, and then multiply this by your answer to step 6.

Voila - you have your Sod’s Law rating.

Trust the Brits to come up with something like this (British Gas actually). Probably just a lot of hot air.

The closer to 10 it is, the higher your risk of falling victim to Sod’s Law.

I've never hard it under Murphy's law only Sod's law. Bit too complicated for a simple soul like me!

If Cambridge is built alongside the River Cam, what is the name of the river that Oxford is next to ?

ford

• noun a shallow place in a river or stream where it can be crossed.

• verb cross at a ford.

Askoford.com

So it must be the river Ox!

So all those books come from that long river in South America then ?