Talking randomly of birthdays, here's our very own mod Jockstars favourite birthday picture

Talking randomly of birthdays, here's our very own mod Jockstars favourite birthday picture

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prepare yourself for a long holiday

Why is it that when you get past 21, they stop giving you individual candles. They either buy one or two candle numbers or put on a symbolic splattering of candles. My mate's great aunt turned 104 recently. She's quite lucid. 104 candles? No! Three. Three miserable little globs of wax! B!stards!

I don't think she has 104 wishes to make in that age or yet has enough strength to blow out 104 candles

I think she might die trying to think of 104 wishes!

BTW We can see Jockstars pink bits!

Why is it that when you get past 21, they stop giving you individual candles. They either buy one or two candle numbers or put on a symbolic splattering of candles. My mate's great aunt turned 104 recently. She's quite lucid. 104 candles? No! Three. Three miserable little globs of wax! B!stards!

Kids took me out for my 50th.

After dessert, waitress bought out a cake...........

Looked like a bonfire, 50 candles flaming, all were the reigniting ones.

Was a hoot.........LOL.

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Anybody been to Tokyo lately ?

"Cannabis blunder at Tokyo airport"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7419969.stm

Outrageous. Sack him. I kid you not.

Is this the same guy who packed Schapelle Corby's boogie board bag ?

Did she fly to Bali via Tokyo ?

Schapelle packed her own boogie board - just used far too much packing material...

Random Post #2291

Was there an OP?

Da da, da da da da daa, da da, da da daa, da daaaa!

Theme to Bonanza?

Persil washes whiter !!

cannahandamanagrandaspana

Da da, da da da da daa, da da, da da daa, da daaaa!

déjà vu vu!

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hyponasty - (Bot) Tendancy in plant-organs to grow more rapidly on the underside.

{f.HYPO- + Gk nastos pressed ]

And then again

Pugh, Pugh, Barley McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub...

Theme to Bonanza?

Correct. Have a biscuit!

dam_n I'm so good sometimes it's scary ........ Hob Nob please.

What do occasional tables do in their spare time.

Hope one day to chair a meeting ?

So where does a lounge chair go to relax?

On second thoughts, don't bother...

Couldn't resist posting this.

NZ Herald friday morning.

Ockor IQ, hehe.

Chris from Tokoroa writes:

"When living in Australia my husband and I were friends with a young couple.

The wife was a preschool teacher and one night we were playing Trivial Pursuit.

Her question was, ..............

'Who was the King of Swing?'

Her answer?

"Tarzan."

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I have just bought £500 worth of fine wines. Right, that's the weekend sorted!

"£500 worth of fine wines." Five bottles?

"£500 worth of fine wines." Five bottles?

Would have me whining and no dining.......

"£500 worth of fine wines." Five bottles?

Would have me whining and no dining.......

Not that fine! 12 bottles to be exact. I'm a professional wine taster and have an event coming up. It's only a side-line to my main business but I do so enjoy it!

"Tigglet the Wino"............It has a certain ring !!!

Tiggs you have irons in many fires. Being a wine taster, I'd imagine you would also be a popular choice for Santa Clause?