I have just tried Magners Irish cider - not bad, just tastes like apple juice.

Are you up to it lyrically ?

Just pretend I'm dumb and tell me what the heck you are talking about.

I thought you had a reputation for being able to "name that tune".

I thought you had a reputation for being able to "name that tune".

He certainly does. I have not got one past him yet!

Looks like I may be the first.

15th October, come quickly, I am waiting.

So is my lil Thaigal.

She won't be so pleased sbout "come quickly".

Looks like I may be the first.

DIRTY LITTLE GIRL

Music by Elton John

Lyrics by Bernie Taupin

I've seen a lot of women who haven't had much luck

I've seen you looking like you've been run down by a truck

That ain't nice to say sometimes I guess I'm really hard

But I'm gonna put buckshots in your pants if you step into my yard

When I watch the police come by and move you on

Well I sometimes wonder what's beneath the mess you've become

Well you may have been a pioneer in the trade of women's wear

But all you got was a mop up job washing other people's stairs

I'm gonna tell the world, you're a dirty little girl

Someone grab that bitch by the ears

Rub her down scrub her back

And turn her inside out

`Cause I bet she hasn't had a bath in years

Here's my own belief about all the dirty girls

That you have to clean the oyster to find the pearl

And like rags that belong to you I belong to myself

So don't show up around here till your social worker's helped

Kan Win

I have just burped!

I thought you had a reputation for being able to "name that tune".

ah.... with you now, shows what happens when I read the forum quickly, didn't pick up on the fact that it was a line from a song (completely missed the word lyrically, read it as literally, funny thing the brain seeing what it wants to see sometimes) been a bit busy recently, DJ stuff, been sorting the wheat from the chaff of about ten thousand tracks.

(wasn't one of EJ's most memorable ones anyway, and KW beat me to it)

Well done Kan Win. Another genius in the house.

I should have been in Chiang Mai since Monday

I'm off to Ireland for a wedding, wont be back til sunday. Ahhhh, an Irish wedding - I can hardly wait...

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VERY INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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- Now....

Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Yours truly

Kan Win

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Good luck Pete. Seems to be working now, I see blue and figgin' bold shouting as well.

Keep you finger off the CAPITALS LOCK please

Wishing you my very best, as always

Yours truly

Kan Win

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Good luck Pete. Seems to be working now, I see blue and figgin' bold shouting as well.

Keep you finger off the CAPITALS LOCK please

Wishing you my very best, as always

Yours truly

Kan Win

May I add my best regards also, all the best mate.

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Good luck Pete. Seems to be working now, I see blue and figgin' bold shouting as well.

Keep you finger off the CAPITALS LOCK please

Wishing you my very best, as always

Yours truly

Kan Win

May I add my best regards also, all the best mate.

Kan, I am.......... SHOUTING......... hehehe

Catch me in Chalong, on Phuket in Oct, and I will shout .....

Feel great too.

Congrats Pete , best of luck for the outcome.

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all the best Pete. that's fantastix news and I'll certainy keep a goodthought out for you. Western medicine can be grand , if one can survive it.

If you can't get mead, are you going to make her dad pay for your beer for a month ?........................If so can we all have some ?

I was dressed up to the nines last night, but I was home at 10p.m.

I had a dinner with a group of people, and there was a hotshot (half Thai- studied in the states) plastic surgeon who started complimenting my looks by saying "you dear ; need only a little fixation "" ; I was hel_l confused to hear this word;

did he mean I need ""to go under his knife to look better " or "did he mean I need a kind of fixation like Shakira's ones "".

This was my first time to meet that man( and he was not my date either ); when I asked him instantly what did he mean by his comment ; he was hel_l afraid to clear it out (the poor lad was afraid of me I bet- there was a knife within my reach ).

I immediately left after I had finished my dinner but until now am trying to figure out which language he was using ;the American-English or the Thai-English

I think I should start a thread............ and make a poll too

I was dressed up to the nines last night, but I was home at 10p.m.

I had a dinner with a group of people, and there was a hotshot (half Thai- studied in the states) plastic surgeon who started complimenting my looks by saying "you dear ; need only a little fixation "" ; I was hel_l confused to hear this word;

did he mean I need ""to go under his knife to look better " or "did he mean I need a kind of fixation like Shakira's ones "".

This was my first time to meet that man( and he was not my date either ); when I asked him instantly what did he mean by his comment ; he was hel_l afraid to clear it out (the poor lad was afraid of me I bet- there was a knife within my reach ).

I immediately left after I had finished my dinner but until now am trying to figure out which language he was using ;the American-English or the Thai-English

I think I should start a thread............ and make a poll too

Classic case of why you should always carry a sharpened stick.

I did start a thread on the general forum..........

I should come up with a poll now.....

I was dressed up to the nines last night, but I was home at 10p.m.

I had a dinner with a group of people, and there was a hotshot (half Thai- studied in the states) plastic surgeon who started complimenting my looks by saying "you dear ; need only a little fixation "" ; I was hel_l confused to hear this word;

did he mean I need ""to go under his knife to look better " or "did he mean I need a kind of fixation like Shakira's ones "".

This was my first time to meet that man( and he was not my date either ); when I asked him instantly what did he mean by his comment ; he was hel_l afraid to clear it out (the poor lad was afraid of me I bet- there was a knife within my reach ).

I immediately left after I had finished my dinner but until now am trying to figure out which language he was using ;the American-English or the Thai-English

I think I should start a thread............ and make a poll too

Classic case of why you should always carry a sharpened stick.

or the benefit of being one..........

Thanks again guys.

for what Pete ?

Like soap....confused ? You will be.

Explosion occurs in Bangkok sewer.

and at the time of posting this it's gone half an hour without a funny comment..

but we can fix that can't we...

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Explosion-Oc...er-t204780.html

Explosion occurs in Bangkok sewer.

and at the time of posting this it's gone half an hour without a funny comment..

but we can fix that can't we...

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Explosion-Oc...er-t204780.html

Aye aye Sir I just did!

A man went down the sewer,

and down the sewer he died.

The coroner gave the verdict,

and gave it, sewercide.

Ok I know where my hat is ...