Now I know what a support officer does

What?

This just came in on email from a friend who keeps me supplied with regular chuckles . . .

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This is one of the best things I have ever seen on the web. Lorraine makes me chuckle every time!

I saw this and for some reason thought of Bedlam:

BBC to shut gates on Grange Hill

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I never understood the sausage bit .... and bloody awful music.

The first school I attended was called Grange Valley, it was an inverted Grange Hill, our sausages didn't spontaneously go bang.

Brings back horrid memories!

Still laughing over Lorraine, quality, quality quality, thank you. I have nicked the URL and sending it to all my friends, and passing it off as my own discovery

Read an interesting fact on thee BBC the other day, Grange Hill actually nicked the music from Give Us A Clue. The tune is called Chicken Man by Alan Hawkshaw, and was used by Grange Hill from 1978-90, then Give Us A Clue got an even cheesier theme tune.

I think the sausage has just been thrown by some cockney oik on an adjacent table.

I saw this and for some reason thought of Bedlam:

Woman sues airline over masturbating man

Monday Mar 17 10:00 AEDT

A US woman is suing American Airlines for failing to protect her after another passenger allegedly masturbated near her on a recent flight.

The 21-year-old woman alleges airline employees did not act appropriately after a man sat next to her and began masturbating during a flight in March 2007, the Fort Worth Star Telegram reports.

Her $200,000 lawsuit alleges that she awoke on the flight to Los Angeles to find "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair" and a man next to her masturbating.

Another passenger reportedly calmed the woman and the man was arrested when the plane landed.

The woman claims American Airlines employees had seen the man move next to her but didn't move him back to his assigned seat.

A spokesman for the airline said crew members took appropriate action.

Oh dear, took me two looks, yep. Was thinking of the conflict between talking about safety but some of the print being so small you'd end up driving up the arse of the bus. Then I realised that it was much simpler than that and a hel_l of a lot funnier. I suppose the police have been making exhaustive enquiries as to the artist's intentions.

I saw this and for some reason thought of Bedlam:

BBC to shut gates on Grange Hill

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Grange Hill voted best ever children's TV show !!!

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Yes, for some reason I did think of Bedlam . . . !

'I have become an embarrassment'

For most of his life John Smithers was a respected family man who ran a successful business. Then he started paying for sex. Now, in his 70s, he explains how his behaviour has left him broke, alone and tormented

WARNING - NOT uplifting, NOT cheerful!!

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How depressing is that? And how did it make you think of Bedlam!?!