I wanted to lighten up my post with smilies but they don't f****** work (you can now play guess the smiley)

Try going to http://www.sun.com/java/ and re-installing Java.

tried that and installed update of java and still, it only goes 'donk' when I click the smiley

Okay I think it's because I am replying in fast reply - it let one in when I used full reply

Let's Be Honest: Prince Harry Is Not The Son Of Lady Di, He's a DEAD RINGER for that "cad" Lady Di was bonking with

Just like to point out that he most certainly is the son of Princess Diana, but the jury is still out on the father

This thread has degenerated into a discussion about British history.... ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I was hoping some would have the courage to say, "weho, you're right... Harry is a basterd child, and we've all been participating in this charade for decades... enough is enough... weho, you're right..."

Why haven't the British people DEMANDED a DNA test, a forced one? That "cad" is the father... puh-leese.

No. weho has no interest in British history... won't do him any good to know about it. Weho does enjoy reading about British hooligans, when the world's largest welfare recipients (the so-called "royal" family) do something stupid... Yes, i enjoy reading about that... and I also enjoy knowing how quickly the British have bought into this whole thing that Harry is somehow related to Prince Charles, which simply couldn't be true... unless you're frickin' blind.

I admit I do like those "After Eight" mints, which I think used to be British, they have probably now been bought up by someone from the UAE... I also like VIZ Magazine a lot... and some good music has come out of there, like the Spice Girls, Westlife, Take That etc... I also like the t.v. show Absolutely Fabulous... actually, yes, some good things have come out of the U.K.... I can admit that... I'm strong...

Right.

WeHo.

First off. Good to see you posting again you great big fat cuddly troll you!

Second. Who's Harry? Who's Diana? Who cares. (actually, a depressingly large number of people still lap up all the Di Hype, but hey.. that doesn't serve my purpose.)

I just hope that one day Diana's life and death will be left to rest in peace.

And yeah, Bastard Children are not a new phenomenon in the UK's Royal History. If anything about this is true, it would make Diana the only royal in recent times to actually do something historically Royal. IE: Sleep around, drink to excess. ... Come to think of it, they probably are both her sons.

Third (or Turd, indeed): I like having a royal family. I don't like it when folk disrespect the queen, though I do understand when Charlie's ripped into.

Actually, a tidbit of gossip for you all:

When Charles was an undergraduate, he was a member of the Society I run a bar for. There are countless stories of countless nights when Charles would get quite smashed (booze) and dance on the snooker tables.

Fourth (or Go Forth, me dear troll): Can you stop saying/writing "Pur-leese "

It sounds so... I dunno, Hollywood.

Oh never mind.

Well, the English can sure hand it out so I'm positive that they are grown up enough to take it. This is a tame thread anyway, and nowhere near what I'd call a bashing. And yes, I agree, Harry looks very much like that cad.

I agree, he does look like that cad

Personally I don't give a <deleted>, I leave this kind of drivel to the tabloids and the numpties (read wehos) that read them. These are the same microbrains that believe in the Diana conspiracy theory.

Elvis has just left the building.

Personally I don't give a <deleted>, I leave this kind of drivel to the tabloids and the numpties (read wehos) that read them. These are the same microbrains that believe in the Diana conspiracy theory.

Elvis has just left the building.

What Diana conspiracy theory? You mean there have been conspiracy theories?!? What are they, and how come I have never heard anything?

Personally I don't give a <deleted>, I leave this kind of drivel to the tabloids and the numpties (read wehos) that read them. These are the same microbrains that believe in the Diana conspiracy theory.

Elvis has just left the building.

What Diana conspiracy theory? You mean there have been conspiracy theories?!? What are they, and how come I have never heard anything?

Elvis, Diana and Jim Morrison are all alive and well and living in the wilds of Udon Thani, they have a houseful of servants, most of them returned alien kidnapees.

I thought you knew

Personally I don't give a <deleted>, I leave this kind of drivel to the tabloids and the numpties (read wehos) that read them. These are the same microbrains that believe in the Diana conspiracy theory.

Elvis has just left the building.

What Diana conspiracy theory? You mean there have been conspiracy theories?!? What are they, and how come I have never heard anything?

Elvis, Diana and Jim Morrison are all alive and well and living in the wilds of Udon Thani, they have a houseful of servants, most of them returned alien kidnapees.

I thought you knew

That makes me feel so much better. Is Bruce Lee in there with them?

Personally I don't give a <deleted>, I leave this kind of drivel to the tabloids and the numpties (read wehos) that read them. These are the same microbrains that believe in the Diana conspiracy theory.

Elvis has just left the building.

What Diana conspiracy theory? You mean there have been conspiracy theories?!? What are they, and how come I have never heard anything?

Elvis, Diana and Jim Morrison are all alive and well and living in the wilds of Udon Thani, they have a houseful of servants, most of them returned alien kidnapees.

I thought you knew

That makes me feel so much better. Is Bruce Lee in there with them?

Yep and Marc Bolan

Don't forget Jimmy Hoffa. Although he might be a bit old now, come to think of it.....

But then, of course, with all that alien technology they must have around --what does age matter anyway?

And Michael Hutchence...

And Harold Holt. A PM of Australia, went for a swim one day and was never seen again.

Supposed to have been picked up by a Chinese submarine. The why was never really explained.

I suppose you have to ask: Is this guy snorting vodka from a plastic bag a Prince of the realm or the son of a cad?

Neither - he's just an English bloke

Uhm, those returned alien refugees - are they cheaper than regular household help?