no, it's a top hat

no, it's a top hat

and don't forget the stick!

she will take for forcing

sausage ,thru a thin skin

but that's not ilegal surely?

but that's not ilegal surely?

only if it is crocodile

skin that has been shot

skin that has been shot

and turned into a purse

masticated by a virgin goat

British Airways were very annoyed !

their own were alligator scrotums

was the alligator baggage ,related ?

perhaps more connected than related

to a prehistoric crocodile relative

the Jurassic loud-mouthed banker

who accidentally was a Republican

wanke_r just like senator McCain

wanke_r just like senator McCain

, largest producer of freedom fries

with 'made in China' trademarks

Suddenly, green glowing orb appeared...

from within his rear passage

that his name is not

confused with Rear Admiral McCain

father of Captain John the....

biggest property pirate in Texas

was george w bushes dad

sapling of the ancient tree

the concurious maple sepier surfer

and his mother called Twig

a stick in the mud