to finish the marathon race

of life. The aeroplane passed

low and loud in early

...suddenly the roof ripped off!

and it was a fine

view for passengers on row 2

obscured by giant billboards jutting

the skyline, "pass me my.."

shotgun i'll blow it away

the billboard showed david beckham

having a shave and haircut

meanwhile Popeye ate some spinach

whilst Olive was giving him

some of her personal Oyl

and Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie Oye

was the shrill call of

the austrian mongoose's mating call

as the wallaby skroowed him

into the ground to shear

it of the dangling daggs

what are you smoking mate

asked the hippy as he

threw himself at the floor

to look for any scraps

of scrag end and bits

of discarded cheese and crackers

left by Bob Marley groupies

who were all gay guys

pretending to be be lesbians

just for the free tickets