Five Word International Story

[Jockstar]

looking for a sugar daddy

or something just as sweet

[lazeeboy]

maybe an old sugar mama

[Jockstar]

maybe an old sugar mama

Maybe? Or some thing that

[crowbait]

makes your teeth itch badly

[Jockstar]

a hair between your teeth

[Zpete]

chewing nits outta pube hair

[crowbait]

nits on head, crabs-pubes

[chavy]

at least that's straight now

[Zpete]

nits on head, crabs-pubes

crowbait's insect experiences beat mine

[wileycoyote]

Fortunately , dousing themselves with Deet

[Old Croc]

had the desired effect of

[crowbait]

delousing pediculosis pubis and capitas

[pampal]

and holstering his protruding proboscis

[gampaan]

to the dismay of his

[chiliwasabi]

ravenous pet monkey who was

[Zpete]

his favourite blow job practitioner

[Ping]

called 'The Electro-stupendous Hair Magician'

[Zpete]

who gives Brazilians for free

[gampaan]

what costs 500 baht in

[Zpete]

Samson and Delilah's sexy hair.......

[gampaan]

shaved into a mohawk so

[chavy]

it was easier to scalp

[gampaan]

said the blood thirsty indian

[chavy]

intent of making everyone bald

[chiliwasabi]

just like he was under

[TheWalkingMan]

cheap rug on his head

[lazeeboy]

oweing to an accident years

[luckyluke]

which is not so obvious...

[chavy]

unless checking very closely for

[tijnebijn]

meanwhile Putin was eating noodles