You guys sound like what you really want is Brighton, but with better weather, cheaper prices, and more hookers.

You guys sound like what you really want is Brighton, but with better weather, cheaper prices, and more hookers.

And more poofters

Sitting in a deckchair in Jomtien and being asked if I want an ice cream, fried shrimps,manicure,massage,jet ski, tattoo, diamonds etc..100 times an hour.

Ah yes....the fabulous Jomtiem Beach...