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The House-mate Dilemma - With A Twist

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Oops - apols for above KO - thought I was in the Random Posts wing. Nurse!

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well,...

I got meself a bigger bed, she arrived on friday, she left on Monday.

she drinks as much as i do, and does other stuff as much as I do...

boJ, she preferred the bed to other places.

God christ almiighty... I need to rest.

Try the sofa, living room, public restrooms, the terrace, the floor. It's fun!

well,...

I got meself a bigger bed, she arrived on friday, she left on Monday.

she drinks as much as i do, and does other stuff as much as I do...

boJ, she preferred the bed to other places.

God christ almiighty... I need to rest.

Try the sofa, living room, public restrooms, the terrace, the floor. It's fun!

:o

well,...

I got meself a bigger bed, she arrived on friday, she left on Monday.

she drinks as much as i do, and does other stuff as much as I do...

boJ, she preferred the bed to other places.

God christ almiighty... I need to rest.

Try the sofa, living room, public restrooms, the terrace, the floor. It's fun!

:o:D

well,...

I got meself a bigger bed, she arrived on friday, she left on Monday.

she drinks as much as i do, and does other stuff as much as I do...

boJ, she preferred the bed to other places.

God christ almiighty... I need to rest.

Try the sofa, living room, public restrooms, the terrace, the floor. It's fun!

:o:D

Hang on, I've lost the page. Is this Frenchy, blondie or the housemate?

KO, have you thought about telly syndication of your story - you'll leave Corrie for dead.

Whisper sweet nothings in German in her ear. It's genetic, she will immediately surrender and give up half of North Africa to boot !! Great place for family holidays when you go back-to Scandinavians.

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well,...

I got meself a bigger bed, she arrived on friday, she left on Monday.

she drinks as much as i do, and does other stuff as much as I do...

boJ, she preferred the bed to other places.

God christ almiighty... I need to rest.

Try the sofa, living room, public restrooms, the terrace, the floor. It's fun!

:o:D

Whisper sweet nothings in German in her ear. It's genetic, she will immediately surrender and give up half of North Africa to boot !! Great place for family holidays when you go back-to Scandinavians.

Hang on, I've lost the page. Is this Frenchy, blondie or the housemate?

KO, have you thought about telly syndication of your story - you'll leave Corrie for dead.

The post quoted by GF was the Blonde Danish girl, whom I dumped in favour of the french Resistance Fighter.

But that post was from ages ago.

WB, GF.

The post quoted by GF was the Blonde Danish girl, whom I dumped in favour of the french Resistance Fighter.

But that post was from ages ago.

WB, GF.

Bet she did'nt offer much Resistance, Sir KO

Dave

well,...

I got meself a bigger bed, she arrived on friday, she left on Monday.

she drinks as much as i do, and does other stuff as much as I do...

boJ, she preferred the bed to other places.

God christ almiighty... I need to rest.

Try the sofa, living room, public restrooms, the terrace, the floor. It's fun!

:o:D

Whisper sweet nothings in German in her ear. It's genetic, she will immediately surrender and give up half of North Africa to boot !! Great place for family holidays when you go back-to Scandinavians.

Hang on, I've lost the page. Is this Frenchy, blondie or the housemate?

KO, have you thought about telly syndication of your story - you'll leave Corrie for dead.

The post quoted by GF was the Blonde Danish girl, whom I dumped in favour of the french Resistance Fighter.

But that post was from ages ago.

WB, GF.

TY Kayo. I'm sorta back, I guess. Got a lot of catching up to do. Grrrr (Sharpening my claws.)

'Tis indeed good to know that GF will be sprinkling her happiness throughout TV again. Welcome back. :o

What we need, KO, is a synopsis of the thread to date... I thought I read something about a blonde in your bar (and one/both of you were p!ssed) in the last week or two? Anyway... I'll wager this thread goes gold (may take a little longer than some of the other milestone threads).

Ah, life's little 'complications'...

E:T

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Plot Synopsis:

*Kayo beds housemate

*Kayo stops bedding housemate and all goes well.

*Kayo meets Danish Blonde in France and starts "dating" her. Long distance.

*Kayo buys a double bed when Danish Blonde visits Kayo in the U.K. for a weekend.

*Kayo takes Danish Blonde back to the Airport for her return to France. Kayo beds an Irish Blonde that night.

*Kayo meets Irish Blonde's Housemate, French Brunette, and fall head over toes.

*Kayo is still with French Brunette three months on, but sometimes Kayo gets drunk and dabbles with any female customer at Kayo's bar.

Oh, and Kayo and his male housemate build a shed.

:o

Plot Synopsis:

*Kayo beds housemate

*Kayo stops bedding housemate and all goes well.

*Kayo meets Danish Blonde in France and starts "dating" her. Long distance.

*Kayo buys a double bed when Danish Blonde visits Kayo in the U.K. for a weekend.

*Kayo takes Danish Blonde back to the Airport for her return to France. Kayo beds an Irish Blonde that night.

*Kayo meets Irish Blonde's Housemate, French Brunette, and fall head over toes.

*Kayo is still with French Brunette three months on, but sometimes Kayo gets drunk and dabbles with any female customer at Kayo's bar.

Oh, and Kayo and his male housemate build a shed.

:D

And what is in the shed? :o

Plot Synopsis:

*Kayo beds housemate

*Kayo stops bedding housemate and all goes well.

*Kayo meets Danish Blonde in France and starts "dating" her. Long distance.

*Kayo buys a double bed when Danish Blonde visits Kayo in the U.K. for a weekend.

*Kayo takes Danish Blonde back to the Airport for her return to France. Kayo beds an Irish Blonde that night.

*Kayo meets Irish Blonde's Housemate, French Brunette, and fall head over toes.

*Kayo is still with French Brunette three months on, but sometimes Kayo gets drunk and dabbles with any female customer at Kayo's bar.

Oh, and Kayo and his male housemate build a shed.

:D

And what is in the shed? :o

Either Bill Oddie, or Donald Pleasense producing fake passports and hiding a secret tunnel.

Da da, da daa da da da, da da, da da da, da daaa!

I hope this translates as the great escape!

Spank paddles? Wasn't it wet celery and a flying helmet?

It does when you added the great escape at the end :D:o

I'm glad about that, wouldn't want a random post in the wrong thread!

Don't mention the spank paddles, I did once but I think I got away with it!

Eh, no you didn't. You will be forever remembered and indeed revered for your addiction to the spank paddles. :o

Don't mention the spank paddles, I did once but I think I got away with it!

Does Basil Fawlty do spank paddle impersonations?

Don't mention the spank paddles, I did once but I think I got away with it!

Does Basil Fawlty do spank paddle impersonations?

Now that would be funny! I have the image playing in my head. :o

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Plot Synopsis:

*Kayo beds housemate

*Kayo stops bedding housemate and all goes well.

*Kayo meets Danish Blonde in France and starts "dating" her. Long distance.

*Kayo buys a double bed when Danish Blonde visits Kayo in the U.K. for a weekend.

*Kayo takes Danish Blonde back to the Airport for her return to France. Kayo beds an Irish Blonde that night.

*Kayo meets Irish Blonde's Housemate, French Brunette, and fall head over toes.

*Kayo is still with French Brunette three months on, but sometimes Kayo gets drunk and dabbles with any female customer at Kayo's bar.

Oh, and Kayo and his male housemate build a shed.

:D

And what is in the shed? :o

Either Bill Oddie, or Donald Pleasense producing fake passports and hiding a secret tunnel.

Da da, da daa da da da, da da, da da da, da daaa!

I hope this translates as the great escape!

I was thinking... (All together now: ) Blue, Da ba dee, Da ba Doo...

Where was the mention of spank paddles ??

Spank paddles? Wasn't it wet celery and a flying helmet?

:D Soggy Cucumber and a used condom?

Don't mention the spank paddles, I did once but I think I got away with it!

Does Basil Fawlty do spank paddle impersonations?

Now that would be funny! I have the image playing in my head. :D

Well, Tigs, I say... Each to their own I suppose.

Personally I find him a little too tall.

:D

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the dilemmas of our housemates...

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