Inspired by the PC discussion I thought it was about time to help my fellow Bedlamites to find the right wording.

ok...this one I didn't make up by myself, but a good one to get the stone rolling:

Before: lost the way

Now: locationally challenged

Before: Stupid

Today: Smart express

Before:

Today:

Kan Win

P.S. Raro, beer is on me at my house in Kan.

Before: Raro, Nice Maturing White guy enjoys sitting at a bar and people watching.

Now: Raro, "middle-aged middle-class white man who have previously assumed that the world is run for their benefit"

before: Baldy

now: follicly challenged

Just teasing this out a bit...

Before: A dimwitted, fat, drunken sot who sits at the end of the bar and annoys <deleted> out of all the other customers.

Now: A man who is endeavouring to improve his general knowledge, is comfortable with his image, enjoys his beer and always contributes to the conversation.

I used to be a short ar!e now I tell everybody I am Vertically Challenged.

Moss

Before..........Wife

Now..............Partner

Why get married ? ....................Why not get partnered ?

Before...Lard arse.

Now...Salad dodger.

P.S. Raro, beer is on me at my house in Kan.

I travelled further for a free drink.....

Before: Raro, Nice Maturing White guy enjoys sitting at a bar and people watching.

Now: Raro, "middle-aged middle-class white man who have previously assumed that the world is run for their benefit"

....Kayo...that was one of the best for a long time!

Lazy b@st@rd.

Exercise avoidance specialist.