I have occasion to visit Patong but not be free to roam the troughs of indulgence as freely as I would like, hence I may be restricted to those scrubie palaces of sex and would like some guidence, please. The World Sex Guide, of which I a great devotee, has not alot to bring into my enlightment!

http://www.wsgforum.com/ may be of some interest.

At your service,

Capt. ClitPirate

sounds like an invite to visit a website that will put some kind of virus into your computer.

good place to start would be a bar