Inspired by another thread where I called a Country and Western song crap. I do dislike C&W and use the expression 'crap' for most of it (I do love Johny Cash).

But it got me thinking, what is really crap? What do you find crap? Personal tastes aside, is crap an appropriate adjective?

Well, if you've been reading the news thread about the two kids shot in Pai, I think you'd have to agree the Thai Police are crap. So is my typing.

cold, winter, rain, driving, motorway jams, pollution, noise, mobile phone service, internet service providers, c&w music, plastic, food, headaches, the shits, work, bosses, a punch in the face, being tired, warm beer, microwaves, paper, toilets, pavements, underpants, newspapers, television news, chewing gum flavour, war, love, relationships, backache, fat, money, hoovers, politicians, cat litter, forums, cancer, parsnips turnips swede sprouts, tidemarks, skidmarks, lovebites, mosquito bites, anti theft devices, sexual transmitted diseases, lorries, speed cameras, parking fines, stubbing my toe, sausages, adverts, celebrities, poverty, drains, commercialism, sarcasm, the world bank, my bank, the IMF, guns, ignorance, death, waste, excess, dog poo, arguments, waiting, other than that everything is wonderful, I think..

Wanting to pee myself when I see stairs or slopes

cold, winter, rain, driving, motorway jams, pollution, noise, mobile phone service, internet service providers, c&w music, plastic, food, headaches, the shits, work, bosses, a punch in the face, being tired, warm beer, microwaves, paper, toilets, pavements, underpants, newspapers, television news, chewing gum flavour, war, love, relationships, backache, fat, money, hoovers, politicians, cat litter, forums, cancer, parsnips turnips swede sprouts, tidemarks, skidmarks, lovebites, mosquito bites, anti theft devices, sexual transmitted diseases, lorries, speed cameras, parking fines, stubbing my toe, sausages, adverts, celebrities, poverty, drains, commercialism, sarcasm, the world bank, my bank, the IMF, guns, ignorance, death, waste, excess, dog poo, arguments, waiting, other than that everything is wonderful, I think..

A real stream of consciousness there Rob. Well done! Do not think you've just overdone it a tad?

Wanting to pee myself when I see stairs or slopes

Er, do you want to elaborate on this a bit seonai?

Well, if you've been reading the news thread about the two kids shot in Pai, I think you'd have to agree the Thai Police are crap. So is my typing.

I think there are many people who might agree with you lannarebirth!

Wanting to pee myself when I see stairs or slopes

Er, do you want to elaborate on this a bit seonai?

I will elaborate on Seonai's behalf, well, maybe I wont, but in many ways, it is a day to celebrate, so here is a glass of Single Malt, Seanai Great News, now onwards and upwards, if you'll excuse the poor analogy.

Good Luck

Moss

Oh I still confused!

Wanting to pee myself when I see stairs or slopes

Er, do you want to elaborate on this a bit seonai?

so here is a glass of Single Malt,

Good Luck

Moss

Irish, or Scottish....? It means more than you think....!

redrus

Ted Rodgers and C&W.

But one is already dead and the other can be turned off so both are easily avoidable.

What's really crap is the stuff that you can't avoid, like anyone in Thailand that wears a uniform.

cold, winter, rain, driving, motorway jams, pollution, noise, mobile phone service, internet service providers, c&w music, plastic, food, headaches, the shits, work, bosses, a punch in the face, being tired, warm beer, microwaves, paper, toilets, pavements, underpants, newspapers, television news, chewing gum flavour, war, love, relationships, backache, fat, money, hoovers, politicians, cat litter, forums, cancer, parsnips turnips swede sprouts, tidemarks, skidmarks, lovebites, mosquito bites, anti theft devices, sexual transmitted diseases, lorries, speed cameras, parking fines, stubbing my toe, sausages, adverts, celebrities, poverty, drains, commercialism, sarcasm, the world bank, my bank, the IMF, guns, ignorance, death, waste, excess, dog poo, arguments, waiting, other than that everything is wonderful, I think..

A real stream of consciousness there Rob. Well done! Do not think you've just overdone it a tad?

I like to start every day with a clean slate, I don't want people to think I'm bitter or cynical.

Thai TV is indeed c**p !!!

Look on the positive side, without crap we'd still be sh1tting in holes dug in the ground

parsnips turnips swede sprouts

Irish, or Scottish....? It means more than you think....!

redrus

Scottish I am afraid, Laphroaig in particular!

I havn't got any Irish Whiskey, at this present moment I haven't got any Scottish either, now that is crap.

Moss

parsnips turnips swede sprouts

One did leave a couple of drinks behind a bar for certain "Swede" last week, should he "Turnip" (read Turn Up) in Chiang Mai Surley Knot a Parsnips Nose (= Parsons Nose) is he.....

Bentley, Rules O.K

The Colonel , Kan Win

P.S. and on this "Fred" "What Crap" I have to explain my post in easy English, now that is the ROOT of the problem Oh "Faithful Tiger"............ Members just Sprout out of Nakon Somewhere quoting this:-

'meadish_sweetball' date='2008-02-08 20:19:35' post='1808069']

swede

Now that is Krap

Irish, or Scottish....? It means more than you think....!

redrus

Scottish I am afraid, Laphroaig in particular!

I havn't got any Irish Whiskey, at this present moment I haven't got any Scottish either, now that is crap.

Moss

Ahh, Irish for me Bushmills in particular. I do have some, around 12 bottles in my cellar. Around 15 different Whiskeys on my bar.

Did you know that all Irish Whiskeys are spelled Whiskey and, all Scottish Whiskys are spelled Whisky....?

redrus

Sawadee Crap!

Chownah

Sawadee Crap!

Chownah

Hey, and it's his birthday today too!

Irish, or Scottish....? It means more than you think....!

redrus

Scottish I am afraid, Laphroaig in particular!

I havn't got any Irish Whiskey, at this present moment I haven't got any Scottish either, now that is crap.

Moss

Although I have not drank whiskey or whisky in longer than I can remember, when I do imbibe, it's Irish (Laphroaig is a classic though).

PS Thanks for the laugh KAN!

Sawadee Crap!

Chownah

Hey, and it's his birthday today too!

Really? And no Birthday thread!

Sawadee Crap!

Chownah

Hey, and it's his birthday today too!

Really? And no Birthday thread!

No, not chownah's, Khun Crap's.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showuser=14577

Ooooh, you got it wrong and I started a thread!

cold, winter, rain, driving, motorway jams, pollution, noise, mobile phone service, internet service providers, c&w music, plastic, food, headaches, the shits, work, bosses, a punch in the face, being tired, warm beer, microwaves, paper, toilets, pavements, underpants, newspapers, television news, chewing gum flavour, war, love, relationships, backache, fat, money, hoovers, politicians, cat litter, forums, cancer, parsnips turnips swede sprouts, tidemarks, skidmarks, lovebites, mosquito bites, anti theft devices, sexual transmitted diseases, lorries, speed cameras, parking fines, stubbing my toe, sausages, adverts, celebrities, poverty, drains, commercialism, sarcasm, the world bank, my bank, the IMF, guns, ignorance, death, waste, excess, dog poo, arguments, waiting, other than that everything is wonderful, I think..

Same shit, different day.

PS. I like 'those' Swedes, very friendly, the fellas are ok too.

Robski, you are so prolific!

Wots all the crap?

Try CRAPS, great game.

Casinos allover have it.

A very happy unbirthday to you Chownah. C&W, rubbish. Johnny Cash, rubbish. I don't like that word crap - it's a sh1t word.

What's crap?

Unsuprisingly Crap.com http://www.crap.com/index.html is crap.