Bit of a dubious honour though isn't it? Chief Monkey Spanker..

I think we should just give the title to Chownah anyway.

I have a list of people I think are total monkey spankers but I have a different term for them

I have a list of people I think are total monkey spankers but I have a different term for them

Is your name on the list?

chownah

Is Robski the champ then, on both counts?

Soundman did better. He just didn't change his font/size....

I have a list of people I think are total monkey spankers but I have a different term for them

Is your name on the list?

chownah

I'll just add it to mine now..

Is Robski the champ then, on both counts?

Soundman did better. He just didn't change his font/size.... :D

Not that size matters... apparently..

<deleted>. Any gal tells you that, lies.

Reminds me of the joke that Kan Win used to tell me:

98% of men masturbate. 2% lie.

2% of women masturbate. 98% lie.

Did you know the average size for a man's 'chap' is 6 inches?

But then you have to take into account that there's 3 billion Chinese in the world.

I guess us English guys are taking up the slack...

This thread gone from, spanking.....

.......to w_an_king

Kayo started it.

Anyone ever play soggy salada's as a teen ager?

Anyone ever play soggy salada's as a teen ager?

<<<<<<<<<< slaps soundman wiv soggy saladas spread wif vegemite>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Leave it to Kayo to start a thread like this!

Yeah, but we all add to it!

Leave it to Kayo to start a thread like this!

Yeah, but we all add to it!

Hiya Trip! Good to see you again.

As Tigs suggests, I'm only as bad as the people who uphold me!

back on topic/ I think I'll let my girlfriend do it from now on...

We just can't resist it!

back on topic/ I think I'll let my girlfriend do it from now on...

Crikey Kayo, how fast can she do it?

back on topic/ I think I'll let my girlfriend do it from now on...

Crikey Kayo, how fast can she do it?

I was just thinking that but was reluctant to post it. Thanks for that Rob!

back on topic/ I think I'll let my girlfriend do it from now on...

Crikey Kayo, how fast can she do it?

I was just thinking that but was reluctant to post it. Thanks for that Rob!

I wasn't thinking that at all so I had no reluctance to posting it...nor any inclination to post it.....so.....Thanks for that Rob!

I guess what I'm trying to say is "I see, Kayo....just how fast can she spank your monkey?"

Chownah

back on topic/ I think I'll let my girlfriend do it from now on...

Crikey Kayo, how fast can she do it?

I was just thinking that but was reluctant to post it. Thanks for that Rob!

I wasn't thinking that at all so I had no reluctance to posting it...nor any inclination to post it.....so.....Thanks for that Rob!

I guess what I'm trying to say is "I see, Kayo....just how fast can she spank your monkey?"

Chownah

Boys... BOYS!

It ain't about speed. It's about frequency!

back on topic/ I think I'll let my girlfriend do it from now on...

Crikey Kayo, how fast can she do it?

I was just thinking that but was reluctant to post it. Thanks for that Rob!

I wasn't thinking that at all so I had no reluctance to posting it...nor any inclination to post it.....so.....Thanks for that Rob!

I guess what I'm trying to say is "I see, Kayo....just how fast can she spank your monkey?"

Chownah

Boys... BOYS!

It ain't about speed. It's about frequency!

Do you mean cycles per second or wanks per week?

Chownah

Salami processing, Chownah

back on topic/ I think I'll let my girlfriend do it from now on...

Crikey Kayo, how fast can she do it?

I was just thinking that but was reluctant to post it. Thanks for that Rob!

I wasn't thinking that at all so I had no reluctance to posting it...nor any inclination to post it.....so.....Thanks for that Rob!

I guess what I'm trying to say is "I see, Kayo....just how fast can she spank your monkey?"

Chownah

Boys... BOYS!

It ain't about speed. It's about frequency!

Do you mean cycles per second or wanks per week?

Chownah

Ok well if it's about frequency, when your girlfriend comes round get her to spank the monkey, then compare it to these graphs

and tell us which one is the closest representation of the experience, all in the name of science of course.

Ok the horizontal axis represents a time scale, lets say 0 to 3 minutes

and the vertical axis represents frequency, lets say spanks per second.

Which one would it be...?

Oh no, another thread gets too complicated for my simple mind!!!

Which one would it be...?

lemme gues.....graph B is before and A is after.....what about the other ones?

Graph A starts at a medium speed and rapidly increases all the way to the end.

Graph B starts fast enough to yank ya cock off and decreases speed to nothing, finishing well before the 3 minutes is up.

Graph D would be ya classic speed spank

Graph E would be a comfortable posh spank

Can I have one of each please?

Chownah

2 points, 2 flats and a packet of gravel!

Only in bedlam would you find a theory behind wanking techniques, frequency, velocity and endurance!