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Just a thought: a tanning bed business in Thailand is almost the same to sell fridges to Inuits.

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My wife is an omnivore. Vegies, grains, beef, pork, all manner of fowl. all fish, rat, cat, snake, buffalo, insects, frogs, lamb, and probably more that I can't think of at the moment. But her favorite meat, bar none, is dog. Never will forget one trip to the village a few years back when she and her family killed, skinned, and fried the family pet. I was horrified. But there is something. I'm curious. Maybe one day....

Eating Beef, I love to eat beef but the wife wont

I do my talking with pictures. A picture tells a thousand words. :)

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I believe this thread is for quotes made by posters in threads around the forum.

The OP:

From a quote in the Visa Forum, if a Mod could put the 'Thai Visa quote of the Day', Avatar on here, it would be appreciated.

Any others?

I believe this thread is for quotes made by posters in threads around the forum.

The OP:

From a quote in the Visa Forum, if a Mod could put the 'Thai Visa quote of the Day', Avatar on here, it would be appreciated.

Any others?

Although I originally posted that picture on Pattaya forum topic, I think I understand what you mean. It's to ONLY quote from what OTHER people have posted. I'll try to remember that. The problem is that I can never remember where, or what topic I originally saw a quote that amused me.

That one might be more appropriate in the Amusing Pictures thread. :)

Yeah, what does he mean? When "7/11" happened? What, the first 7-11 to open in Thailand?

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Sorry, there seems to be two of the Quote threads.

Some merger perhaps?

Briggsy mate I think if tried to use a potty in my car it's look like a cruise missile strike on Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

nah, will just close the other one, its two years old.

Important information for all you gastronomes in Chaing Mai.

Getting laid is much more fun than eating at the Red Lion, anyway.
Do what I do. Get a sandwich at the S&P place by the esclator and then find a Thai girl to buy lunch for at KFC. Eat your sandwich and then go the the KFC ice cream booth and order an ice cream. By the time you get back to the table the Thai lady will have her food. You eat the ice cream while she is eating her meal. This works better with fat women. Fat Thai women like KFC. And you sound like you could use a fat Thai woman. You sound a little stressed. Nothing a fat Thai women for a week can't cure. Skinny ones only add to the stress. Stick with the chubby Ban Changers.
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An American Scot and Frenchy

went to Pattaya for a sex party

as the katoey went down

drugs were found

now all are in trouble with the boyz in brown

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Tuskers a good business?

Is that the place where the cheap tv members hangout?

as someone who drinks regularly in tuskers i have rarely seen a sign of these lesser-spotted 'cheap tv members' you refer to. how does one recognise one so i know what i'm looking for? i've a space on the wall for another head at the moment right next to the 'nosey gobshite dirty old man sexpat' i bagged a year or so ago.

LMAO

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hi,

i am male 32 and i am having a baby. problem is i don't know how to do it.

advice please. what clinics or hospitals do dilveries.

what times are they open. what are3 there reps like.

cheers all ears

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hi,

i am male 32 and i am having a baby. problem is i don't know how to do it.

advice please. what clinics or hospitals do dilveries.

what times are they open. what are3 there reps like.

cheers all ears

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i think BigC's post are worthy of the ' quote of the day ' everyday

off topic - has bigc ever ventured into Bedlam before?? ,

off topic - has bigc ever ventured into Bedlam before?? ,

Don't think so, send him a map.

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One of the reason for the increase in flaming is the World News political threads. The anarchist type posters that dominate it rarely post anything more than one line taunts or inaccurate propaganda from loony websites that add nothing to any discussion and do nothing but provoke anger.

They sometimes get thrown off, but since they seem to have numerous nicks and post exactly the same stuff it is hard to tell them apart when the return in ten minutes with another name and start up again.

At least when they were in Outside the Box, they had to have a bunch of posts before they could return. Their posts are so similar, I am really not so sure that it is not a single poster with a bunch of sign-in names. :blink:

What is so absolutely brilliant about this post, is the irony that has just got to be lost on the author.

What is so absolutely brilliant about this post, is the irony that has just got to be lost on the author.

I even guessed who the author was, purely from you pointing out the irony.

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The phizzing sound around his ears was the point that he obviously did not get,

AT '95 in great condition, new rectifier,new oil pump, new electric fitted by German mechanic in Chiang Mai, approx. 100 K kms, engine runs smooth and bike is in overall good condition, the bike is completely covered in artificial tiger fur, bike comes with green book, registered in BKK

Advertisment for a motorbike for sale in classifieds.

:cheesy:

AT '95 in great condition, new rectifier,new oil pump, new electric fitted by German mechanic in Chiang Mai, approx. 100 K kms, engine runs smooth and bike is in overall good condition, the bike is completely covered in artificial tiger fur, bike comes with green book, registered in BKK

Advertisment for a motorbike for sale in classifieds.

:cheesy:

But have you sold yet it Sounders.............

AT '95 in great condition, new rectifier,new oil pump, new electric fitted by German mechanic in Chiang Mai, approx. 100 K kms, engine runs smooth and bike is in overall good condition, the bike is completely covered in artificial tiger fur, bike comes with green book, registered in BKK

Advertisment for a motorbike for sale in classifieds.

:cheesy:

He couldnt be serious :lol: could he? Which raises the next quetion. What the f.for? :blink:

OMG. That would have to be it, there couldnt be two of them.

<deleted> for? :o

edit to say: That doesnt look like a 95 model bike, I'm not sure whats meant by an AT 95. :unsure:

OMG. That would have to be it, there couldnt be two of them.

<deleted> for? :o

edit to say: That doesnt look like a 95 model bike, I'm not sure whats meant by an AT 95. :unsure:

Artificial tiger 95.

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