Possibly the Ockor is in 'drag'.

So they are 'Dragged' instead of 'Drugged'

Aaaaaaaaaaah, this explains another thing I heard, that guy's call their wifes sometimes: 'Dragon'

Drag on, heh heh, it starts to make sense.....

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"It also found that the equivalent of nearly 10 per cent of New Zealand's population was now living in Australia."

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Quote from the NZHerald.com

19th Dec 2007

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story....jectid=10483282

And only 20% of them have jobs in a nation with full employment.

New Zealanders 15 or older have higher incomes than Australian born.......and lots more......LOL

http://books.google.com/books?id=yTKFBXfCI...;q=&f=false

It is The Australian People, an encyclopedia, should open at page 607, 2nd paragraph....... Go read.

Take that Pommy!

Dorta just back in NZ from OZ.

She flew JETSTAR.

A/C was down low and quite cool, she requested a blanket.

"Noway," said hostess, "We only issue blankets on international flights, this is NOT international."

"I beg your pardon ," says dorta, "this is international"

"No, only Gold Coast to Darwin, Perth and Melbourne." says hostess.

I guess this map of Australia says it all.

Says a lot for Jetstar.

How could she be cold?

Wasn't she pedalling hard enough?

Dorta just back in NZ from OZ.

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Says a lot for Jetstar.

Just for Pete (and anyone else that is interested). Here.

Just for Pete (and anyone else that is interested). Here.

Great link mate, I used JaiDee's login ID and found out that he is the moderator for the "which one of these sheep is a ladyboy?" Subforum

CB

soundman

Loved it, still laffing.

Summun was inspired, Ockor no doubt.

Musta bin first hand experience, so much work, inside knowledge.

So funny.........

NZ PM, John Key (who?) on official visit to Oz at the moment.

Whatever happened to that ugly bloke who used to wear dresses all the time?

Interesting timing with the Bledisloe Cup on in Sydney on Sat. Trip to the big game at taxpayers expense?

NZ PM, John Key (who?) on official visit to Oz at the moment.

Whatever happened to that ugly bloke who used to wear dresses all the time?

Interesting timing with the Bledisloe Cup on in Sydney on Sat. Trip to the big game at taxpayers expense?

Methinx there are about 4 ministers in OZ till Monday, urgrent gummint business.

This is the guy, OC.

Rob Moodie is a man who brims with enthusiasm, an excop. His eyes twinkle with mischief. He defies all stereotypes. A happily married man, he astonished Wellingtonians in the 1970s by striding the streets wearing what appeared to be female attire. The media tactfully said he wore kaftans. He claimed they were dresses. The man had style.

He has been working as a lawyer for about the last decade.

NZ has a cross-dresser for a PM?

NZ PM, John Key (who?) on official visit to Oz at the moment.

Whatever happened to that ugly bloke who used to wear dresses all the time?

Interesting timing with the Bledisloe Cup on in Sydney on Sat. Trip to the big game at taxpayers expense?

Methinx there are about 4 ministers in OZ till Monday, urgrent gummint business.

This is the guy, OC.

Rob Moodie is a man who brims with enthusiasm, an excop. His eyes twinkle with mischief. He defies all stereotypes. A happily married man, he astonished Wellingtonians in the 1970s by striding the streets wearing what appeared to be female attire. The media tactfully said he wore kaftans. He claimed they were dresses. The man had style.

He has been working as a lawyer for about the last decade.

I thought he called himself Helen Clarke.

Rich got richer in Howard years - Tim Colebatch

Australia became markedly more unequal over the Howard years, with the top 20 per cent of income earners receiving almost half the increase in income, the Bureau of Statistics reports.

In a marked revision of its earlier figures, the bureau estimates that average incomes among the richest 20 per cent rose 74 per cent between 1995/96 and 2007/08, whereas those of low-income earners rose less than half.

The top 20 per cent of income earners, after adjustment for family size, increased their share of the nation's income from 37.3 per cent to 40.5 per cent - more than the total earnings of the bottom 60 per cent. All other income groups saw their share of the nation's pie shrink.

Most of that shift happened in the Howard government's last five years, when it gave big tax cuts to those on high incomes, who were also getting the biggest increases in incomes. Even on 1990s data, the Luxembourg Income Study, funded by Western governments, ranked Australia as one of the most unequal countries in the West.

However, the pie itself grew massively over those 12 years. The bureau estimates all income groups became substantially better off, with incomes for those in the broad middle growing by 52 to 54 per cent. Income for those at the bottom grew 46 per cent.

The figures imply that almost half the growth in income in the Howard years went into the pockets of the top fifth of households, measured after adjustment for family size. The figures also show Melbourne is now the third-poorest capital city based on median income, behind Canberra, Darwin, Perth, Brisbane and Sydney.

Source: The Age

I'll be showing this to my Liberal Party supporting mates.

I knew Howard was stealing from the masses.

NZ PM, John Key (who?) on official visit to Oz at the moment.

Whatever happened to that ugly bloke who used to wear dresses all the time?

Interesting timing with the Bledisloe Cup on in Sydney on Sat. Trip to the big game at taxpayers expense?

Methinx there are about 4 ministers in OZ till Monday, urgrent gummint business.

This is the guy, OC.

Rob Moodie is a man who brims with enthusiasm, an excop. His eyes twinkle with mischief. He defies all stereotypes. A happily married man, he astonished Wellingtonians in the 1970s by striding the streets wearing what appeared to be female attire. The media tactfully said he wore kaftans. He claimed they were dresses. The man had style.

He has been working as a lawyer for about the last decade.

I thought he called himself Helen Clarke.

I always reckoned Helen shudda bin "Allan Clarke"

Most butch woman I have ever known.

I always reckoned Helen shudda bin "Allan Clarke"

Most butch woman I have ever known.

"Known' in the sense of ................ ??

Did you know that there is a pub in Gundy, near Scone in the Hunter Valley called the Linga Longa Inn.

With a name like that it should have been in Yarrawonga.

I always reckoned Helen shudda bin "Allan Clarke"

Most butch woman I have ever known.

"Known' in the sense of ................ ??

Of whom I have been aware.

I always reckoned Helen shudda bin "Allan Clarke"

Most butch woman I have ever known.

"Known' in the sense of ................ ??

Of whom I have been aware.

Thank goodness - I was concerned that a BM might have had the extraordinarily bad judgement to have 'known' her in the Biblical sense

Now I'm worried about Christians who want me to know Jesus and priests who want to know their flock. Explains a lot.

I always reckoned Helen shudda bin "Allan Clarke"

Most butch woman I have ever known.

"Known' in the sense of ................ ??

Of whom I have been aware.

Thank goodness - I was concerned that a BM might have had the extraordinarily bad judgement to have 'known' her in the Biblical sense

Biblical sense, not likely.

..... or in Greecian/Troy sense either.

England have won the Ashes!

Kerry Packer, Dame Edna, Rolf Harris, Kylie and Jason, Skippy....... your guys took one hel_l of a beating.......can you hear me...... one hel_l of a beating.

Was it a spanking???

I think it was Tiggs...... I stayed up extra late in our expat place to keep an eye on the scores via the live internet feed, and then found out that the last five Aussie batsmen (loose description) collapsed in much the same time as it took me to have a piss.

and the crowing starts

It won't last for long though...

C'mon....... gloating is good for you, and when you have had very few opportunities to take advantage or experience it in the recent past, get it while you can

Bet you never thought Monty Panasar would win the ashes for England!

He didn't..............( according to Ricky )

Good losers you boys, er not. Just heard Ponting, pointing out that in all studies of the stats, you actually were the better team.

Strange that.....................................( couldn't say Ponting , pointing, too many times after a bevey or three)