Police Warning!

[Wolfie]

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local

pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any women.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called - Beer - The drug is

found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans,

from taps and in large "kegs "

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to

persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A women

needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask

him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against

this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires

to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never

normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of

exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague

feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men

are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a

relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to

entrap the unsuspecting male into a long-term form of servitude and

punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this

scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory

females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall

victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it, there are male

support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter

with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest

you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book .

You have been warned

Bob Smith

[Kan Win]

Re Posted for all those that could not find it the first time

Beer Faults

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.

FAULT: Glass empty.

ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.

FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.

ACTION: Retire to gent's room, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.

FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.

ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.

FAULT: Improper bladder control.

ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about her house training. Demand beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.

FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.

ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.

FAULT: You are being carried out.

ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.

FAULT: You have fallen over backward.

ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.

FAULT: You have fallen forward.

ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.

FAULT: Bar has closed.

ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.