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There's Some Weird Sh!t Going Around

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This morning I got an email from a good friend who's wife died of cancer last year.

He forwarded an email he received, which included a full colour spread, on the dangers of cooking food in the microwave in plastic containers or covered in cling wrap, and... wait for it, freezing water in plastic bottles or leaving plastic water bottles in hot cars.

All these things were claimed to release cancer causing dioxins.

A quick surf of the 'net revealed this...

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/plastic-cancer-link-hoax.html

I don't doubt we need less plastic in the world but this seems a pretty crappy way of getting your point across

Dam ...... so now I have to wear a tin foil hat.......... and a saran wrap suit.

The one big issue I have with the internet and the general freedom of information is that, a good percentage (probably most of it) is total bullshit, and a good percentage (probably most of them) of people reading it are stupid....... not a good combination.

(Present company excepted obviously)

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Exception accepted Thad.

I've always considered myself more of an internet Writer than a Reader anyway. :o

Exception accepted Thad.

So glad that you picked up on that......

It must be true I read it on the internet.

Well it's not so long ago we thought that it must be true I saw it on the BBC, then the newspapers and now the www. It's only the evolution of information technology outstripping the evolution of average human critical analytic thought process.

I avoided terming it human intelligence as there are many very intelligent people who fall for the most obvious BS. Just look at all the people suckered into "real deals" that turn out to be scams. A combination of gullibility and greed can bring down even the most experienced people.

There are many versions to these scare e mails so what do you do when you receive one? They all feed on the strong ties of family and friendships "Do what you must to protect you loved ones, forward this e mail immediately".

What do you believe and what do you ignore? Again they feed on your emotions and it's inevitable you think "what if I ignore it and tomorrow my sister gets....................whatever".

Personally I do forward them on to family members with a disclaimer that I have no idea of the accuracy nor truth of the claims but they should mentally file the info and delete the mail. I suppose I should Google the subject but, quite frankly, I waste far too much of my life in front of a computer screen as it is.

What is the agenda behind the people who start off chain e mails like this? Who knows but I think the 'W' word in the thread title probably comes close to an answer.

I never, ever, forward 'chain' emails or any email that tells me if I don't send it I'll have bad luck, or any email that tells me I'll have good luck. Any email that tells me we are all going to die if we eat whatever, do whatever, don't do whatever. I hate those bloody emails with a passion and if I receive them from someone I know I contact them right away to tell them so.

Now if they said something sensible like 'Don't sit on your leather sofa with your laptop on the coffee table or you'll get back ache.' I'd stop right away!

I never, ever, forward 'chain' emails or any email that tells me if I don't send it I'll have bad luck, or any email that tells me I'll have good luck. Any email that tells me we are all going to die if we eat whatever, do whatever, don't do whatever. I hate those bloody emails with a passion and if I receive them from someone I know I contact them right away to tell them so.

I return to sender without forwarding them on to others! :o

Hey, I got an email from the director of the FBI (yes the Federal Burea of Investigations...not!) today telling me that he had completed the investigation into a nigerian scam & guess what, it wasn't a scam after all so if I forwards him my bank details & 200 dollars for the cost of an atm card I could start accessing my millions soon as :o

I really have to wonder who falls for this crap!!!

Oh & I too never forwards chain mail. Load of old twaddle.

Speaking of replying to emails.

A friend of mine sent out the invitations to his engagement via email & forgot to hide the mailing list.

Another friend replied to the mailing list with a picture of the first guy's balls on top of the bar next to a flaming lambourghini! :o

Hey, I got an email from the director of the FBI (yes the Federal Burea of Investigations...not!) today telling me that he had completed the investigation into a nigerian scam & guess what, it wasn't a scam after all so if I forwards him my bank details & 200 dollars for the cost of an atm card I could start accessing my millions soon as :o

I really have to wonder who falls for this crap!!!

Oh & I too never forwards chain mail. Load of old twaddle.

Give me the detail, I'll fall for it! :D

Send me 20 bucks and I'll open your account myself :o

Moss

Send me 20 bucks and I'll open your account myself :o

Moss

Thanks Moss, a true friend and financial advisor!

Well, I may well be a friend, but I am certainly no advisor.

Good Luck

Moss

Speaking of replying to emails.

A friend of mine sent out the invitations to his engagement via email & forgot to hide the mailing list.

Another friend replied to the mailing list with a picture of the first guy's balls on top of the bar next to a flaming lambourghini! :o

Remember those disposable cameras that people foolishly left out at weddings etc? My friend and wife did this and sent the lot off to be developed. Half the shots were of peoples genitalia including a fair number of female ones. They published the lot on their home page and ran a competion of "whose wedding tackle is this?" to identify each person. As the results came in they posted the persons name and proper photo next to to the candid one. Caused some major fights and embarrassment but was very funny.

CB

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I never, ever, forward 'chain' emails or any email that tells me if I don't send it I'll have bad luck, or any email that tells me I'll have good luck. Any email that tells me we are all going to die if we eat whatever, do whatever, don't do whatever. I hate those bloody emails with a passion and if I receive them from someone I know I contact them right away to tell them so.

Now if they said something sensible like 'Don't sit on your leather sofa with your laptop on the coffee table or you'll get back ache.' I'd stop right away!

It wasn't a chain letter Tigger, just information with no real request to forward it.

I answer chain letters with this.

Hello, my name is ###### and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Kentucky with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullsh*t.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Mayflower

<deleted> 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

I don't f*cking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

I got a bigger penis from the internet. Yup, its true. :o

I got a bigger penis from the internet. Yup, its true. :o

But it only lasts until the Sildenafil wears off! :D

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I got a bigger penis from the internet. Yup, its true. :o

We have something in common then, I became a bigger prick because of the internet.

I got a bigger penis from the internet. Yup, its true. :o

Did you buy your reading glasses on-line, and they made your tackle look bigger? :D

There are a number of sites now on the web ( well worth a Google ) where ordinary guys fight back against the scammers.............Good fun reading.

You could always try reverse psychology as an alternative sceadugenga's. Something along the lines of..

Hi,

I would be SO happy to help you with your cause. Im very sad to hear about it, and you came to the right place! I set up a charity for just this kind of case. Please, at your soonest convenience call our hotline on (find out a police department in their area or at least in their country- preferably a department that deals with this kind of thing). As soon as you connect, kindly explain your situation and forward your address, telephone number, and any national ID number you may have. Any problems with this number, call the alternative number (another police department or an expensive place to call).

I sincerely look forward to helping you out with your situation.

Kind regards,

Mr Stu Ped

____________________________

I'm copying and using that one right now.

bears a remarkable resemblance to the one from Billy Connelly

:o

CB

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I must have missed the Glasgow accent.

I plead common usage caused the loss of the original author. :o

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