Moss

It was only full of cosmetics, lipstick, and a vibrator anyway...

Sounds like a call for Kayo.........

And his ATM card was in there too!

Unbelieveable

Moss

Imbecile is probably a better word .... isn't this the second time he has fcuked up?

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fubar

Only took me three goes, a record for me!!

Thought I had better try it out on my own thread

Moss

Sorry for any inconvenience

Pity the poor girl who posted on her Facebook – forgetting that everyone – including her boss – would be able to see the message!

OMG I HATE MY JOB!! My boss is a total pervvy wanke_r always making me do shit stuff just to piss me off!! wanke_r!!",said the anonymous fool at 18.03.

Four hours later her boss replied:

Hi______i guess you forgot about adding me on here

Firstly, don’t flatter yourself. Secondly, you’ve worked here 5 months and didn’t work out that i’m gay? I know i don’t prance around the office like a queen, but it’s not exactly a secret. Thirdly, that ‘shit stuff’ is called your ‘job’, you know, what i pay you to do. But the fact that you seem to ale to fuc_k-up the simplest of tasks might contribute to how you feel about it. And lastly, you also seem to have forgotten that you have 2 weeks left on your 6 month trial period. Don’t bother coming in tomorrow. I’ll pop your P45 in the post, and you can come in whenever you like to pick up the stuff you’ve left here. And yes, i’m serious.

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Oh dear

Nice one!

Nice to hear Luke Kelly again.

Fork Lift Truck

That was bigger than expected!

That was bigger than expected!

Probably no cross-bracing on every third bay - as is recommended by most installers.

Could also have been too much weight too high - judging from the big bags falling down.

That was bigger than expected!

Probably no cross-bracing on every third bay - as is recommended by most installers.

Could also have been too much weight too high - judging from the big bags falling down.

I think he was listening to the 'Dexion Midnight Runners'

Dexy's?

What was that Brit comedy series with Wolfie Smith..."When the revolution comes, my son, you'll be up against the wall". Dexy's Midnight Runners played the theme song.

Citizen Smith

Correct.

'Freedom for Tooting'

I used to see them filming it. Not sure about the theme tune though, it was long before Dexy's, I think. I always thought John Sullivan wrote and sung it?

Dave

The end title theme was written by John Sullivan and sung by Robert Lindsay and is called "The Glorious Day".

Wiki

Citizen Smith! That's the one.

Hmmm. You could be right Dave, there seems to be a time warp in my head. I thought the opening theme was Dexy's... "Because of you". Or am I thinking of another program.

I was thinking of another program.... Brush Strokes.

I'm getting old.

Never heard of either programme - but then I've been out of UK since 1976.

So your signature saying you're from Pattaya/Cambridge/Vietnam is either old news or a little skite about your education?

edit: My lack of a Cambridge education made me type your instead of you're.

So your signature saying you're from Pattaya/Cambridge/Vietnam is either old news or a little skite about your education?

edit: My lack of a Cambridge education made me type your instead of you're.

Nope - I have a house in Cambridge (rather Cherry Hinton) that is rented out.

I have a house in Pattaya (Suksabai Villa) where family live and I earn my crust in Vietnam.

Regrettably the place is full of Ockers - went in my usual lunch-time eatery last Tuesday expecting to be one of about half-a-dozen there and found the place steaming with 60+ Aussies there, all dressed in their Sunday best - had forgotten it was Melbourne Cup Day. Place was knee-deep in champagne corks.

(Luckily I missed the race, caught a couple of glasses of sparkling wine.)

the place steaming with 60+ Aussies there, all dressed in their Sunday best

T-Shirts with the T cut off, gut propping shorts with way too many pockets and flip flops...... holding a wattle.

Nice.

A wattle?

the place steaming with 60+ Aussies there, all dressed in their Sunday best

T-Shirts with the T cut off, gut propping shorts with way too many pockets and flip flops...... holding a wattle.

Nice.

Actually there were more suits than I;ve seen outside Moss Bros., ladies (sorry, sheilas) in large floppy hats, fag in hand, stubbie in t'other, and that guy with the shorts was the owner of the joint.

(Most of the older crowd did have a wattle, but British version, not Aussie)