Local Magpie Fan Set For Premier Success

[Sunderland]

Newcastle United fan and Geordie hero Abhisit Vejjajiva, who is odds on favourite to become the new Prime Minister of Thailand, was recently spotted doing some Christmas shopping at the Eldon Square shopping centre in Newcastle and later interviewed by 'The Mag':

'Hoo ye gannin, Abhisit? How ya deein' like?'

'Champion, marra. Bonny day the day. Y'areet, hinny?'

'Aye. Top drawer, bonny lad. So what ya been up to wor kid?'

'Bit a this, bit a that, kidda. Hoo's the Toon gannin?'

'Lerd a <deleted>, man since wor Kev shot off to backa beyont.'

'Hadaway man! Give ower, y'a kiddin. He's gone? Ya pullin' me pud, kidda!'

'Naaaaa. The hurl thing was hacky-dorty, man. But hang-fire ... he'll be gannin hyem to Sid James Park.'

'Maybes. But that fat gadgy Ashley's a reet stumor.'

'Ya tarkin sh*te. Ootside 'We-ya-jee-wa'!'

'A canut. I've got the skitters. See ya later, marra.'

'Aye, catch ya doon the toon later, syket-gob.'

[oldgit]

Newcastle United fan and Geordie hero Abhisit Vejjajiva, who is odds on favourite to become the new Prime Minister of Thailand, was recently spotted doing some Christmas shopping at the Eldon Square shopping centre in Newcastle and later interviewed by 'The Mag':

'Hoo ye gannin, Abhisit? How ya deein' like?'

'Champion, marra. Bonny day the day. Y'areet, hinny?'

'Aye. Top drawer, bonny lad. So what ya been up to wor kid?'

'Bit a this, bit a that, kidda. Hoo's the Toon gannin?'

'Lerd a <deleted>, man since wor Kev shot off to backa beyont.'

'Hadaway man! Give ower, y'a kiddin. He's gone? Ya pullin' me pud, kidda!'

'Naaaaa. The hurl thing was hacky-dorty, man. But hang-fire ... he'll be gannin hyem to Sid James Park.'

'Maybes. But that fat gadgy Ashley's a reet stumor.'

'Ya tarkin sh*te. Ootside 'We-ya-jee-wa'!'

'A canut. I've got the skitters. See ya later, marra.'

'Aye, catch ya doon the toon later, syket-gob.'

Sunderland,that was top draw mate.

[patklang]

Oh shit hope he still likes stoke city fans.

goarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn stoke

[Sunderland]

Oh shit hope he still likes stoke city fans.

goarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn stoke

Aye ... whatever ...

[bkkjames]

Oh shit hope he still likes stoke city fans.

goarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn stoke

Aye ... whatever ...

I wonder - if he does pull it off, will there be an attempt to buy Newcastle with the public's money?

[mrtoad]

Oh shit hope he still likes stoke city fans.

goarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn stoke

Aye ... whatever ...

I wonder - if he does pull it off, will there be an attempt to buy Newcastle with the public's money?

Pull what off, his todger? He'd have to be right W@%*@# to buy Newcastle, with anyones money.

Still, I suppose Newcastle would have a whole new set of supporters all wearing Yellow and blockading Newcastle International Airport.

[Spit the Dog]

Oh shit hope he still likes stoke city fans.

goarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn stoke

Aye ... whatever ...

I wonder - if he does pull it off, will there be an attempt to buy Newcastle with the public's money?

Pull what off, his todger? He'd have to be right W@%*@# to buy Newcastle, with anyones money.

Still, I suppose Newcastle would have a whole new set of supporters all wearing Yellow and blockading Newcastle International Airport.

Well it wouldn't be Sunderland International Airport, cause they don't have one.

[LeungKen]

Might I remind the OP of TV Rule 13

13) English language is the only acceptable language on thaivisa.com, except of course in the Thai Language Forum where Thai is encouraged.

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[mrtoad]

Oh shit hope he still likes stoke city fans.

goarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn stoke

Aye ... whatever ...

I wonder - if he does pull it off, will there be an attempt to buy Newcastle with the public's money?

Pull what off, his todger? He'd have to be right W@%*@# to buy Newcastle, with anyones money.

Still, I suppose Newcastle would have a whole new set of supporters all wearing Yellow and blockading Newcastle International Airport.

Well it wouldn't be Sunderland International Airport, cause they don't have one. :jerk:

They probably haven't even got a bus station.

[spiderman2]

Oh shit hope he still likes stoke city fans.

goarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn stoke

Aye ... whatever ...

I wonder - if he does pull it off, will there be an attempt to buy Newcastle with the public's money?

Pull what off, his todger? He'd have to be right W@%*@# to buy Newcastle, with anyones money.

Still, I suppose Newcastle would have a whole new set of supporters all wearing Yellow and blockading Newcastle International Airport.

Well it wouldn't be Sunderland International Airport, cause they don't have one. :jerk:

They probably haven't even got a bus station.

What they have got is tumbleweeds rolling past the slum like dwellings in a chilling wind, with only the howling cries of stray dogs to be heard.