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Farang Engage In Blatant Foreplay On Pattaya Beach


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Since he had at least 10 minutes of blatant foreplay before deciding to have sex--he should be congratulated ! I personally think just buying her a bottle of beer should have been sufficient ! :D

Ten minutes? He obviously wasn't an Australian. (I am an Aussie, btw).

HA!... I like it Wamberal !

Yeah so whats with this Ten minutes <deleted>?

Talk about wasting valuable drinking time!!! :o

(Iam Aussie also.)

Irish foreplay: "Brrrrrace yerself, Margaret!!"

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Aussie foreplay "Roll over Luv."

Tasmanian Foreplay "Roll over Sis."

Kiwi Foreplay " Somebody forgot to Mulse this Bloody sheep'

British Foreplay " What's That?"

Pattaya Foreplay " Luv u Longtime 1,000Baht"

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Aussie foreplay "Roll over Luv."

Tasmanian Foreplay "Roll over Sis."

Kiwi Foreplay " Somebody forgot to Mulse this Bloody sheep'

British Foreplay " What's That?"

Pattaya Foreplay " Luv u Longtime 1,000Baht"

Nice!

And lest we forget:

Jewish Foreplay: Several hours of pleading.

Italian foreplay: (snap fingers and point at groin)

:o

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Tasmanian Foreplay "Roll over Sis."

Kiwi Foreplay " Somebody forgot to Mulse this Bloody sheep'

British Foreplay " What's That?"

Pattaya Foreplay " Luv u Longtime 1,000Baht"

Welsh Foreplay = Fighting Off the Sheep

Aussie foreplay = Chasing Sheep

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Pattaya dam_n place, Doesnt make us farang look good at all. nor thais for that matter.

would be better as a remote island 100 of miles away from anywhere.

Pattaya dam_n place, is a modern day Soddom and ghamorrah (mind the spelling)

would be be better as a remote island that got cleaned out by Tsunami

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Pattaya dam_n place, Doesnt make us farang look good at all. nor thais for that matter.

would be better as a remote island 100 of miles away from anywhere.

Perhaps the Brit who got banged up for being pissed off with a stroppy, power crazed immigration official could use this case as a precedent. The couple gobbed off to the police when they were moved onto their hotel and informed that sex alfresco isn't permitted in Thailand. Whereas he ended missing his flight for no good reason (his passport was genuine) and after 3 weeks in the slammer he's looking at a possible 2 years!

This could be his get out of jail free card

Pattaya dam_n place, is a modern day Soddom and ghamorrah (mind the spelling)

would be be better as a remote island that got cleaned out by Tsunami

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Pattaya dam_n place, Doesnt make us farang look good at all. nor thais for that matter.

would be better as a remote island 100 of miles away from anywhere.

Pattaya dam_n place, is a modern day Soddom and ghamorrah (mind the spelling)

would be be better as a remote island that got cleaned out by Tsunami

:o agreed

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The worlds largest center for prostitution and two people making out at 2AM is surprising?

Maybe the crowd was disappointed that there weren't any ping pong balls flying out of any orifices, and called the cops to bring in the donkey.

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Since he had at least 10 minutes of blatant foreplay before deciding to have sex--he should be congratulated ! I personally think just buying her a bottle of beer should have been sufficient ! :D

Ten minutes? He obviously wasn't an Australian. (I am an Aussie, btw).

HA!... I like it Wamberal !

Yeah so whats with this Ten minutes <deleted>?

Talk about wasting valuable drinking time!!! :o

(Iam Aussie also.)

Irish foreplay: "Brrrrrace yerself, Margaret!!"

I always thought it was taking your socks off. :D

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Hey, how about letting these LOVE BIRDS, become JAIL BIRDS for 15 days then escort them to the Airport for their trip home, have the News media present at the Airport, I think pretty soon the word will get out to one and all, WOULD be Public LOVE BIRDS that Thailand will not Tolerate this Nonsense. :D:D:o

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