This Topic Is For Men Only!

[Zpete]

Wot's scented.....?

Scented spit?

[AlexLah]

The KY I think he means.

[Zpete]

I would prefer, Dairy Whip and strawberry topping, tastes far better.

NOT that I have tasted a scented or flavoured KY Gel.

[deleted]

I gunna get another biff for posting that, betta keep that sorta stuff for Bedlam, my gal has insufficient posts for Bedlam.

[AlexLah]

Early Friday afternoon bonus for lovers of nice butt.

[deleted]

[LaLa]

Man only? too bad smell. haha

[AlexLah]

Now that's funny lala, joined in 2004 and have 2 posts of which one is in the guy's only corner?

Ha ha ha!

[cashill]

ohh ooh

[Zpete]

Isn't LALA the one with the triangle, signifying "Gay", but dunno if Lala is a him her or a wot?

[mahtin]

My new G/F never takes her jeans off and only gives b,j"s

should I be worried

Adam's apple check time

[cashill]

Isn't LALA the one with the triangle, signifying "Gay", but dunno if Lala is a him her or a wot?

Dunno abouth that,i'm not a terror tubby's expert

[MiG16]

i know this is farang pub, and the thread says men only

and guys may talk all sorts of stuff when they get together

however, please keep in mind this IS still a public forum. please tone down some of your discussions, be a bit more discreet.

there are still forum rules to abide by

cheers

[AlexLah]

That's from pretty far away Mig, do you use black and wormholes to bend time and space in order to have a direct link to what's happeneing here?

Amazing!

[cashill]

I hope i didnt hurt someone by putting telly tubby's to discusion

In case i did i apollogise

[MiG16]

alright, if polite requests dont work,I will then just strictly enforce the rules.

your choice.

actually scratch that. you were given a choice and a polite request was made. now seems its up to me to go ahead and enforce forumrules.

any further breach of the rules, and I will be handing out warnings and this thread will then likely be closed.

[MiG16]

I have removed objectionable material thats against forum rules

this time will let things slide, but as mentioned above, further violations of the rules, regardless of which forum its in, will not be tolerated.

[Zpete]

I not see anything very objectionable in the last page or so of postings.

Dunno wot it was.

[zzdocxx]

Dang what'd I miss?

I have noticed though that Alex has not been quite the same since he was abducted by the UFO, quite naughty in fact.

[AlexLah]

Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Guy's we are walking on eggs here.

Be careful what you write down or our sneaky little guy's corner will be closed

And ZZ what? You wanna know if I was "Probed"

Well I won't tell otherwise there is the risk, well you know.

Hey, a real men question, Now with the weather getting hot again wadda ya do against sweating.

I mean if I walk 10 mins. outside, the first wet spots are showing on the upper body/shirth.

Talcum powder helps but sometimes I have to stand in the heat and sun for half an hour or so, and then it get's really bad.

Should I apply for citizenship and become sort of Thai, would that help?

[sbk]

I will tell you a little secret. Zema. Get this liquid, rub it on the affected area. problems are gone. No worries

[AlexLah]

Wash iz it, Zema.

Checked Kwookle and can no faai.

Any baady else no whas iz is?

Sounds like some kind of smelly stuff or is some type of Yoga excersise?

.

[sbk]

You can find it any little local type pharmacy.

Trust me Alex.

[AlexLah]

You know you sound very suspiscious, specially with that smiley at the end.

Just a lill questiono, do you sweat as well, hmmmmmm?

Edit: Mig I know you are reading and what do you sink, is SBK trying to pull me leg?

[MiG16]

I would help, but have no idea what you 2 are on about

or on

[Zpete]

Recon this mite be fun.

Wonder if this would work in TV

Mite be a way around Mods editing.

Wotya think?

Nothing offensive here at all.

Alex.

[AlexLah]

Not secure enough Zpete.

Go on CB 480 Khz, for posting here use Algorythm 2*QZZ23099

And Mig I am not sure what exactly it is that SBK is on, I am trying to figure it out, might be a code word or something.

Zpete, use algo as mentioned above.

Message: Grandmaster Flash lost his big weels of steel, he now plays with zero's and one's.

[Zpete]

0,001,1,0,E,001,ME,01

[AlexLah]

We need some whiskey and gunpowder in this room, it is very slow.

[Zpete]

Call, Jonnie Walker and Guy Fawkes.

They be experts, Alex

[stevehaigh]

It's cool not having breasts, right guys? Yeah, awesome.

Yeah, how can women walk around with those things. I like to see my feet without bending over!

Anything bigger than a handful is a waste

so what do you call this?

[stevehaigh]

in this thread we should give examples of how men are superior to women in fields such as science and technology