Ultimate Quote of the day:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh #t."

......give her an ounce of crap, ... receive a ton of s#!t...

for the rest of time...

Give her a 100 gram slice of wedding cake, she puts on 30 kilograms