A FURIOUS wife bit off her hubby's manhood after waking up to find him in a clinch with her best friend.

Katya Kharitovonova, 36, was jailed for two years for the wounds she inflicted on hubby Mikhail, 40, and his lover Liza Dmitriyeva, 33.

The Russian couple had gone for a walk when they met Katya's pal Liza and invited her home for a meal.

After eating, they settled down to watch HG Wells movie The War of the Worlds – but Katya fell asleep.

Mikhail told a court near Moscow: "Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further."

Liza admitted: "I kissed Mikhail's lips. He didn't resist, and then I kissed him more."

After half an hour, Katya woke up to find her husband half naked and her best friend performing a sex act on him.

Katya immediately seized a floor lamp and crashed it over Liza's head before biting and severing her husband's penis.

Mikhail, who was too drunk to dodge his wife's advances, said: "I saw blood spurting out of Liza's mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don't remember what happened next, I was unconscious."

Realising the seriousness of the wounds she inflicted, Katya called an ambulance and the pair were taken to casualty at a nearby hospital.

Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhail's willy had to be stitched back together.

Katya faces two years behind bars in a labour camp. The judges told her she had no right to act in such a violent manner despite the provocation by her husband and best friend.

Pain ... angry wife bit off hubby's manhood

A FURIOUS wife bit off her hubby's manhood after waking up to find him in a clinch with her best friend.

Katya Kharitovonova, 36, was jailed for two years for the wounds she inflicted on hubby Mikhail, 40, and his lover Liza Dmitriyeva, 33.

The Russian couple had gone for a walk when they met Katya's pal Liza and invited her home for a meal.

After eating, they settled down to watch HG Wells movie The War of the Worlds – but Katya fell asleep.

Mikhail told a court near Moscow: "Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further."

Liza admitted: "I kissed Mikhail's lips. He didn't resist, and then I kissed him more."

After half an hour, Katya woke up to find her husband half naked and her best friend performing a sex act on him.

Katya immediately seized a floor lamp and crashed it over Liza's head before biting and severing her husband's penis.

Mikhail, who was too drunk to dodge his wife's advances, said: "I saw blood spurting out of Liza's mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don't remember what happened next, I was unconscious."

Realising the seriousness of the wounds she inflicted, Katya called an ambulance and the pair were taken to casualty at a nearby hospital.

Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhail's willy had to be stitched back together.

Katya faces two years behind bars in a labour camp. The judges told her she had no right to act in such a violent manner despite the provocation by her husband and best friend.

Pain ... angry wife bit off hubby's manhood

Lorena Bobbit strikes again!!!! Somehow I think it is poetic justice when butterflies like John Bobbit and Mikhail Kharitovonova get their just desserts. I was once married to a Russian and so I fully understand Katya's mindset. By the way, within a year or two after whacking off John Bobbit's willy, Lorena had done a Playboy pictorial and had remarried. I bet Husband Number Two was very well behaved.

Sad when marriage reaches the "bitter end............"

This story is gross!!!

There was a story in one of the Thai newspapers yesterday, i think Pattaya, where a drunk guy came home, wanted sex with his sleeping girlfriend, she didn't know what was going on, thought she was being attacked and bit off his willy, then threw it out the window.She said she was asleep and didn'tknow what she bit, just bit.

Moral of this story is to not stick your willy in your sleeping girlfriend's mouth

Once bitten, twice shy

Moss

And Lorena Bobbitt's husband John Wayne Bobbit went on to become a porn star...

There was a story in one of the Thai newspapers yesterday, i think Pattaya, where a drunk guy came home, wanted sex with his sleeping girlfriend, she didn't know what was going on, thought she was being attacked and bit off his willy, then threw it out the window.She said she was asleep and didn'tknow what she bit, just bit.

Moral of this story is to not stick your willy in your sleeping girlfriend's mouth

This is very good advice.

I think from now on all TV members should take heed and wake them up first.

Edited for the thought that perhaps this post should some how be pinned on the main page ? Next to consular phone numbers and the like.

And Lorena Bobbitt's husband John Wayne Bobbit went on to become a porn star...

I haven't seen any of his movies, Patsy...are they any good?

And Lorena Bobbitt's husband John Wayne Bobbit went on to become a porn star...

I haven't seen any of his movies, Patsy...are they any good?

I found them to be a little twisted, not to mention disjointed.

Lorena Bobbit strikes again!!!! Somehow I think it is poetic justice when butterflies like John Bobbit and Mikhail Kharitovonova get their just desserts. I was once married to a Russian and so I fully understand Katya's mindset. By the way, within a year or two after whacking off John Bobbit's willy, Lorena had done a Playboy pictorial and had remarried. I bet Husband Number Two was very well behaved.

So you should know that male endings are often 'ov', whereas the female has 'ova' as the name ending.

Girlfriend if mine lived on Ulitsa Pushkinova - which seemed very strange to me. That guy was definitely male - but the name for street is feminine

For mine, the malicious removal of a man's appendage is akin to murder in degree of criminality. A woman gets raped and the bloke (deservedly!) gets 10 - 15 years. But a woman does a deed that, I would imagine, would often be irreparable and of immense consequence to a bloke and she only gets two years?

FP suggests that this extraordinarily brutal conduct is 'poetic justice' for butterflies. I take it that FP would also be of the view that if a woman butterflied, the bloke would be justified mutilating her sexual organs. Somehow, I don't see any (western) court giving a bloke just 2 years for such a thing.

The thing that bugs me as being unfair, is wimmin having name suppression when they complain they have been raped.

The guy gets his name and pic plastered on front page.

Afterthe trial when guy is found not guilty, wimmin are still having identity supressed.

Certainly NOT equal, the guy is still thought of as being a rapist, painted for life..