Ok back on track.

I am not sure if this would qualify as a question to Sibey but let's give it a try.

Dear Sibey,

Today I went to the immigration office to extend my visa and was really annoyed to see hundreds of people in the room.

I got number 268 and the counter was on 85, it was hot inside and Lot's of people's shirts soaking wet.

I noticed a dark colored women carrying a baby struggling with the heat so I directed her to the entrance door where an air con unit was blasting it's cooled air to the outside instead of the inside. Anyway, the lady started asking me some questions and we got into a pleasant conversation that lasted about 3 minutes in which I found out she came all the way from Cameroon just to have a holiday in another developing country.

My number was finally called around 14:00 and I decided to go back home. I was told I could pick up my passport between 4 and 5 and so I did.

I arrived at the office around 16:10 and was able to pick up my passport with extension to stay without much waiting.

On my way back I stumbled into this fine looking women, we stopped and looked into each others eyes for more then 10 seconds, during these ten seconds she started to smile to me and I was just feeling lost and forgot my surroundings, my eyes where totally focused to hers and she kept smiling and staring to me.

While I was staring at her and she staring at me I envisioned me licking her face all over.

Simultaneously I felt a feeling that can be described best like when a good E comes dropping in. lust and the urgent feeling to please a women like she has never pleased before, finally discovering a multiple orgasm.

Sadly after a while we parted, never to see each other again.

What should I have done dear Sibey?

Ok back on track.

I am not sure if this would qualify as a question to Sibey but let's give it a try.

Dear Sibey,

Today I went to the immigration office to extend my visa and was really annoyed to see hundreds of people in the room.

I got number 268 and the counter was on 85, it was hot inside and Lot's of people's shirts soaking wet.

I noticed a dark colored women carrying a baby struggling with the heat so I directed her to the entrance door where an air con unit was blasting it's cooled air to the outside instead of the inside. Anyway, the lady started asking me some questions and we got into a pleasant conversation that lasted about 3 minutes in which I found out she came all the way from Cameroon just to have a holiday in another developing country.

My number was finally called around 14:00 and I decided to go back home. I was told I could pick up my passport between 4 and 5 and so I did.

I arrived at the office around 16:10 and was able to pick up my passport with extension to stay without much waiting.

On my way back I stumbled into this fine looking women, we stopped and looked into each others eyes for more then 10 seconds, during these ten seconds she started to smile to me and I was just feeling lost and forgot my surroundings, my eyes where totally focused to hers and she kept smiling and staring to me.

While I was staring at her and she staring at me I envisioned me licking her face all over.

Simultaneously I felt a feeling that can be described best like when a good E comes dropping in. lust and the urgent feeling to please a women like she has never pleased before, finally discovering a multiple orgasm.

Sadly after a while we parted, never to see each other again.

What should I have done dear Sibey?

Dear AlexLah.

I've been told on more than one occasion that African women are even more scintillating than Asians, but it all comes down to personal preference.

You describe a moment which parallels my favourite movie of all time - Seven Nights In Japan - with Michael York and Hidemi Aoki.

In the final scene, Michael York's character passes Hidemi Aoki in traffic, their eyes meet, but love remains unrequited (there is more to the story and they actually get to spend some time together. but the end result is the same).

Are there no short time hotels near immigration ?

Don't be disheartened. It's amazing how many times two strangers meet again and again. The next meeting can occur anywhere at any time, and probably sooner than you think.

Now that the rain has come to Bangkok your best bet is to offer to share a taxi. I know it's not the best "short time" venue. but it wouldn't be the first time. You might even get a discount on the fare.

Sibey.

Dear Sibey

Do bugs have brains?

Dear Sibey

Do bugs have brains?

why spoil a nice expression with facts Humph?

Don't know about all the other bugs, but flies and mozzies sure do. They have one fixed thought: 'How can I best achieve my aim of spending my short existence annoying the focaccia out of Ping?'

Dear Sibey

Do bugs have brains?

why spoil a nice expression with facts Humph?

In order to get in a second post on this thread - as recommended by our favourite Agony Aunt (or should I cry Uncle?)

Dear Sibey

Do bugs have brains?

Dear Humphrey Bear,

I do apologise for the time taken to respond. Sometimes it takes a while for the answer to become clear to me.

In answer to your question I will pose one of my own.

In a million years from now (assuming Earth still exists) who do you think will still be here....bugs or humans ? Therein lies your answer.

Sibey.

Dear Sibey

Do bugs have brains?

Dear Humphrey Bear,

I do apologise for the time taken to respond. Sometimes it takes a while for the answer to become clear to me.

In answer to your question I will pose one of my own.

In a million years from now (assuming Earth still exists) who do you think will still be here....bugs or humans ? Therein lies your answer.

Sibey.

Depends whether the humans start thinking with the larger brain or not (with apologies ro the 51% of the human race who do not possess the smaller brain)

(and the blondes who don't possess either)

Humph tests the density of the ice.

(I wonder what his post said before the edit...)

Humph tests the density of the ice.

(I wonder what his post said before the edit...)

'Twas merely a speeling error - we had a power-cut and I couldn't see the keyboard.

Here in Dhaka (Bangladesh) we have five or six power cuts a day, each lasting between 30 minutes and 90 minutes.

(I am here to advise the authorities on refurbishing forty-year-old power stations - so it's all my own fault.)

Good to see that humph is doing some good in the world.

Good to see that humph is doing some good in the world.

Actually I'm banging my head against brick walls most of the time.

Very carefully - I don't want to damage the infrastructure.

Although it's damaged enough already - was the day it was built.

Ahhhhhhhhh,,brick walls, infrastructure, now I know.

Humph's an, rkayolajist.

Greetings and best wishes to all for a Happy New Year. May your troubles all be simple and easily solved (just like our good friend Mr. Thaksin who has solved many problems for himself and his family recently).

Ahhhhhhhhh,,brick walls, infrastructure, now I know.

Humph's an, rkayolajist.

Zpete, rkayolajist ?

I think, in your case, it's more than the electricity that is out.

Sibey.

Ahhhhhhhhh,,brick walls, infrastructure, now I know.

Humph's an, rkayolajist.

Naaah - I was an engineer until they switched to diesel trains, then, being a polite type of guy, they called me a civil engineer.

Ahhhhhhhhh,,brick walls, infrastructure, now I know.

Humph's an, rkayolajist.

Wasn't RKO bought out by Sony?

Don't do film reviews from any studio.

Rkayolojist.

He who digs up mummies and other aynshint stuffs.

I was wondering what you meant, Pete. Please note the correct spelling: 'Rockdusters'

... but I would love to go on a rockdusting odyssey in Egypt.

News lately, some reckon the have found 'Cleo' and 'Tony's tombs

Dear Sibey, how does one join a dig in Egypt..?

Haha, back on topic.

... but I would love to go on a rockdusting odyssey in Egypt.

News lately, some reckon the have found 'Cleo' and 'Tony's tombs

Dear Sibey, how does one join a dig in Egypt..?

Haha, back on topic.

Apply to Osman Brothers - but the pay's real low.

Dear Sibey,

How is it that the Egyptian structures built 2 1/2 thousand years ago are still standing, while those built last year are already falling down?

Dear Sibey,

How is it that the Egyptian structures built 2 1/2 thousand years ago are still standing, while those built last year are already falling down?

Dear Humphrey Bear,

Cheap imports I'm afraid. That, and they're still paying the mortgage on the pyramids. Contractually they're obliged to keep them in good order until they're paid for.

Sibey.

Dear Sibey, how does one join a dig in Egypt..?

Dear Zpete,

Try looking for a job in a cemetary.

Sibey.

Songkran has been good to Bedlamites assuming the recent lack of activity in this thread means there's an overwhelming sense of contentment prevailing throughout Bedlam

Either that, or people are still recovering from their hangovers, arguments with the family, near misses with death on Thai roads, skirmishes with red shirts and paying off the credit card bills. As usual things look great on the outside, but scratch the surface......Well, no need for grubby sordid details is there (not too many, that is) ?

Well, Sibey, being a kind hearted and community service minded individual realises the needs of people for help never stops and reminds all that every problem, big or small, has a solution. No need to bottle those feelings and uncertainties up only to fester and erupt like a boil on a geriatrics backside, is there ? Better out than in, as long as we're not talking belly buttons, eh ?

Wishing all your problems away,

Sibey.

Since when have geriatrics been susceptible to getting boils on their backsides?

I take offence at your insinuation.

RSI from lifting a glass continually, yes, boils NO.

Since when have geriatrics been susceptible to getting boils on their backsides?

I take offence at your insinuation.

RSI from lifting a glass continually, yes, boils NO.

When did you last check your backside for boils.

A good scratch can often bring surprises.

Ah, a nice rough tree trunk....the bear necessities of life.

Does that bear do the choreography for Angel Witch ?

That's very good indeed!