This one made me laugh:

Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend's wife pregnant after 72 attempts

http://www.global-report.com/perth/?l=en&a=347624

You couldn't makke that stuff up if you tried.

Ohh that was good.

along with the link on the same page

"boy treated for fish in rectum" and "thai man breaks penis in heavy morning erection"

That's a fab link mate, excellent. It would be an interesting job. Can you imagine if your next door neighbour asked you to do it? Next door neighbour on the right, yes deffo! Next door neighbour on the left, no way!!!

Yeah, but how about a wife who'll accept the fact that you are playing away from home three nights a week for six months?

Aaahh! But of course for those three nights she was obviously entertaining a team from another league.

Aaahh! But of course for those three nights she was obviously entertaining a team from another league.

Yes, the susso meter always pegs the red line when the wife doesn't make any objections when the "I'm just going out for couple of beers honey, back soon." creeps out the corner of my mouth between a few throat clearings.

Ohh that was good.

along with the link on the same page

"boy treated for fish in rectum" and "thai man breaks penis in heavy morning erection"

Blind mullet.