Although the DB5 or the Vantage Volante might be a first choice for many it is difficult to carry with you and the insurance will be a shocker, I'll have please the Rolex Submariner super powerful electromagnet watch, tells the time and keeps my paperclips handy.

I know it wasn't a Bond gadget, but what about that big guy that used to chop peoples heads off with his Bowler hat? Now that was a great gadget.

Octopussy? - crocodile submarine

The car that converts into an aeroplane. My type of gadget...

"Little Nellie" was my favourite.

Could I just have his licence to kill?

Got someone in mind?

Could I just have his licence to kill?

Have the noisy wind-chimes started again?

With regard to the gadgets. I like the latest incarnation of Bond as they are more realistic and most actually do exist (or not far off existing) the defib unit in the car glovebox for example.

the fake boobs on the Bond girls, never get tired of playing with those

Bond girls knickers !!!

Drop faster than a lift with no brakes................

If I could have one, it would be the Aston Martin DB5. If I could only have a gadget from the DB5 is the ejector seat...I really want one of those for when the passenger doesn't know when to shut up.

OOH, don't think I've seen submaniac in Bedlam before. Guess it takes james Bond cars to get him here

I liked the car that turned into a submarine myself. Roger Moore James Bond, but sorry, can't recall which one.

Got someone in mind?

Well, Songkran is approaching...........

OOH, don't think I've seen submaniac in Bedlam before. Guess it takes james Bond cars to get him here

I liked the car that turned into a submarine myself. Roger Moore James Bond, but sorry, can't recall which one.

The Spy Who Loved Me, Lotus Esprit S1.

Apparently it leaked like a sieve...

Just as well, or how would all the water get out of the cabin after driving onto the beach ?

Exzachary.

From recollection, he dropped a fish out of the window.

Only allowed one eh..?

mmmm.. ok then, his big hairy <deleted>.

Hey Robski, how goes it man? Nice to see you again.

I've been back in the UK 5 weeks and I'm now struggling with my second bout of the flu virus, I'm grateful to be working crap hours for a boss that's sack happy for less money than I was making last year, living in a house with a bunch of immigrants, just so I can get back to a country that's in a terminal nosedive..

Er, yeah just fine, thanks for asking.

Good to see you're remaining positive!

Apparently it leaked like a sieve...

I have said this before, and I will say it again--> THE BRITISH SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BUILD ANY AUTOMOTIVE PRODUCTS. Period. Lucas electrical systems, MG's, 70's-80's Jaguars (finally started making decent stuff after Ford took over), Land Rover, etc. Get my drift? Automobiles should ONLY be built by the Japanese and Germans (and maybe the Italians...only those countries which lost World War II). The Lotus submarine leaked like a sieve? British engineering, big surprise. (Though to Lotus's credit I do think the Lotus leaked because it was hit with a an underwater mine or something.)

OOH, don't think I've seen submaniac in Bedlam before. Guess it takes james Bond cars to get him here

Why yes, it is my first Bedlam post. I saw that I had access to it, and I was so excited. I was like "Oooh...the forbidden forum". Then I come in. And I find it's like the other forums. Thought I could find pictures of boobies or something in this forum...and I am sadly mistaken.

I was so excited. I was like "Oooh...the forbidden forum". Then I come in. And I find it's like the other forums...

Oh! you must still be reading the posts in basic mode, highlight the text then press Control Shift F4 - that will display the rude bits.

That's a bit tricky, Stogie. Let him face the fact that he won't get into Bedlam's secret subforum until he has 2000 posts and gets invited. (Sounds a bit like the chat room.)