Divers Open Mystery Containers

[churchill]

SATTAHIP -- Speculation surrounding the contents of several submerged containers in the coastal water off Chon Buri came to an end today when navy divers opened the rusted hulks and discovered millions of unsold Thailand Elite Cards inside. Additionally, some 300 tons of Thailand Elite Card merchandise, marketing materials, and signage have been found.

“When the door was cut open we were prepared for just about anything,” said Capt. Kanchern Mottihaparn, the leader of the dive team. “But nothing prepared us for what we saw – a wall of golden cards, cascading upon our heads and reflecting the sun from above. It was breathtaking.” Later a navy dredging ship managed to extract the full contents and lift them aboard. Along with 20 million cards were about 5 million vouchers for King Power, 2 million complimentary passes for golf at Alpine, and 30 million brochures welcoming new members with a special message from Thaksin Shinawatra himself.

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[Ricardo]

:D

I thought Thailand-Elite specialised in special-massages, not special messages, for its members ?

[Boater]

haha, nice one

[Kan Win]

SATTAHIP -- Speculation surrounding the contents of several submerged containers in the coastal water off Chon Buri came to an end today when navy divers opened the rusted hulks and discovered millions of unsold Thailand Elite Cards inside. Additionally, some 300 tons of Thailand Elite Card merchandise, marketing materials, and signage have been found.

“When the door was cut open we were prepared for just about anything,” said Capt. Kanchern Mottihaparn, the leader of the dive team. “But nothing prepared us for what we saw – a wall of golden cards, cascading upon our heads and reflecting the sun from above. It was breathtaking.” Later a navy dredging ship managed to extract the full contents and lift them aboard. Along with 20 million cards were about 5 million vouchers for King Power, 2 million complimentary passes for golf at Alpine, and 30 million brochures welcoming new members with a special message from Thaksin Shinawatra himself.

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[MKAsok]

This one is also genius.

"Sexual frustration and political frustration are very similar in the human brain," said Dr Suthepon Prapeewinthanong, a clinical and behavioral psychologist at Chulalongkorn Medical Center. "We tend to fetishize the impossible fantasy, and for a Thai nowadays the idea of decisive political victory is more elusive than, say, shagging a blonde 17-year old Japanese pop star."

Edit: Caution - Picture may not be work or girlfriend safe.

Edited May 24, 2009 by MKAsok

[LennyW]

Absolutely priceless!!!!

[JohnGotti]

its amazing that the police have not picked this guy up yet. i love his site, though.

[JohnGotti]

"The lower end of the market appears to have also benefited from the new trend. Lek, a street walker who works the south side of Lumpini Park after 10:00 pm, claims that in the last year at least a dozen men have asked her to actually wear a Sondhi Limthongkul mask while she fellated them.

“It was tricky at first, because I had to enlarge the mouth hole,” she explained. “But it actually turned out to be convenient because the mask caught all the ejaculation.”

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[gpdjohn]

Too funny.

A Thai version of the National Lampoon.

[Scott]

Well, pretty soon we will all be able to get a card on Khoa San Road!! I can hardly wait.

[JetsetBkk]

... shagging a blonde 17-year old Japanese pop star."

Edit: Caution - Picture may not be work or girlfriend safe.

I can assure you that is not a blonde 17 year old Japanese pop star. (And sorry to see she has hurt her nipples.)