Meanwhile.....in Russia!

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he went to pay his bill, and the barber said, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service every morning this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next day, there was a 'thank you' card and a bunch of daffodils waiting for him at his door.

Later, a baker comes in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again said, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service every morning this week.' The baker was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a box of donuts waiting for him at the door.

Then a Politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again said, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service every morning this week.' The politician was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny.. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'


The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you have no balls...You must be a POLITICIAN'

Sign seen outside community centre:

"Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances"

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny.. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you have no balls...You must be a POLITICIAN'

Sorry, this is a jokes page - NOT statements of Facts!!!

Ancient flash drive found!

Yes, that is the fun box.

Man orders breakfast at a diner. The waitress brings his food and he notices she has her thumb under his eggs. When she brings his coffee, he sees that she has her thumb in the coffee. Hes says to her "Why don't you stick that thumb of yours up your ass?". She replies " I'm sorry sir, I have bad arthritis in that thumb but I can only do that when I am back in the kitchen."

when I heard this one in the USA, it was Cheetos!

A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.

The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven't ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” The man says no.

The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can't not do anything. What do you do at home all day?”

The man replies, “Honestly, doc, I don't do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Twisties.”

For the Brits that would be Twisties Wotsits

A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.

Barman asks "Why do you have a fried egg on your head?"

Reply "Boiled eggs keep rolling off!"