I am 'federer' up with tennis

i am dreaming of a ménage à trois with the William sisters my wife however does not approve

dat dr. naam he knows whats happenin'...

I also want to drown inna sea of dark flesh...

venus and serena...aptly named for the purpose...

I am 'federer' up with tennis

i am dreaming of a ménage à trois with the William sisters my wife however does not approve

I'd find that much bicep and testosterone in bed with me a bit intimidating.

That would be an ecumenical matter

she's seethin', she is...that ecumenical business is a code word for 'let's rip him a new one'

(if jet was here she would protect me... )

Ohhh i think you are overreacting.

Btw....

..is your name Bill?

That would be an ecumenical matter

she's seethin', she is...that ecumenical business is a code word for 'let's rip him a new one'

(if jet was here she would protect me... )

Ohhh i think you are overreacting.

Btw....

..is your name Bill?

look out darlin'...I just finished watchin' the full length version of Kurosawa's 'The Seven Samurai' with Toshihiro Mifune an' Takashi Shimura and I'm fingerin' my weapon an' waitin'... there ain't no action like the action scenes in this movie...I can smell the panic on my opponents before slashing them to ribbons...

just to show how serious it is there was an ill behaved 5 y.o. girl in my house and I threw her out...now waiting fer her folks to get serious.

now waitin' for the pleasure of serrated flesh under my blade...

(the wife is comfortably asleep next to me with "oh, tutsi...yer such a sissy... )

just to say that I am queuing up 'Treasure of the Sierra Madre'; like fine wines and Beethoven good films just get better and better each time you watch them...

then there was the girlfriend who I was with for 8 1/2 years in Northern CA that became a lawyer and got pissed off when me an' sum mates got drunk and danced around the kitchen table like whalers goin' out to sea in John Huston's 'Moby Dick"...we fell down drunk on the living room floor...that girl will be a judge soon...

the movies never die...ohhh, me an' ol' Fred C Dobbs...my father was just like him and adjulated the character...he had the same kinda hat to boot...my above girlfriend took a photo of me innit to remind me of things to come...

she said 'you are a drunken reprobate; engineering degree notwithstanding...'

I said 'if you love me what's the difference?'

never could figure that girl out...

tutsi had a tipple or twoten?

You think? Tutsi? naaahh

And there was me thinking it was Herman Melville?

a horrific Gregory Peck as Ahab disfigured with a white scar: 'to kill the white whale? are you with me?' his force of will had the crew shout in accordance...later to perish inna swirlling cauldron of death...

I remember watching this film as 10 y.o....I later became a surfer, forever to embrace the possibility of watery death...

I even saw a grey whale and her calf that strayed into the Santa Monica Bay during the annual migration...I shouted 'look! a whale...' (like shouting Fire inna crowded theater...the dumb surfers thought it was a shark...)

then...there was the sea otter...I was minding my own business at the second break at Rincon (the finest right point break in CA) near a kelp bed....and here's a whiskery creature that surfaced with his lunch...floating on his back about two feet away and trying to open the shell fish with his little paws. He ignored me....maybe 'cause he was hungry...

I told this story to a number of folks and they dismissed it as bullshit...I said 'no...really...'

a horrific Gregory Peck as Ahab disfigured with a white scar: 'to kill the white whale? are you with me?' his force of will had the crew shout in accordance...later to perish inna swirlling cauldron of death...

I remember watching this film as 10 y.o....I later became a surfer, forever to embrace the possibility of watery death...

I even saw a grey whale and her calf that strayed into the Santa Monica Bay during the annual migration...I shouted 'look! a whale...' (like shouting Fire inna crowded theater...the dumb surfers thought it was a shark...)

I almost drowned 3 times...pretty scary (but not as scary as not bein' prepared for an exam at engineering school... )

I almost got smashed on the rocks at Pleasure Point in Santa Cruz...I wasn't used to the place and there is a 'technique' to getting outta the water at high tide...smashed up my new board sumpin' awful ...