They went belly up, I got made redundant then moved on to the next job down in Brighton...

Scrubbing the pier or polishing the shingle on the beach?

They went belly up, I got made redundant then moved on to the next job down in Brighton...

Scrubbing the pier or polishing the shingle on the beach?

nah...sellin' ice cream wid flake an' brighton rock...ol' Pinky was a pal...he never did drive offa Beachy Head like ol' GG described; he ended up commissioning power stations in Abu Dhabi, married a muslim woman an' hadta get circumsized before the ceremony...

Americans that know nothing about the rest of the world.

English that complain that the rest of the world isn't like England.

Lackadaisical Aussies.

Germans that don't wash. German women that don't shave their armpits.

Scotsmen and Dutch with short arms and deep pockets. I met one (only one) Isreali like that too. But all very sociable.

Pacific islanders that can't hold their booze and get aggressive.

Over-sexed Turks that screw anything.

Kiwis with Napoleon Complex.

I've met all of these stereotypes.

Whatta aboutha the Italians ??