See how my cat loves me?!!

Absolutely!

Actually, looking at that pulls at my heart strings, because i miss having a kitty in my life so much.

I had one cat who would sleep with me most every night, thankfully i had a partner that loved cats just as strongly as i do. I would hear her thunder up the stairs when i got into bed. She would dive bomb into it, into my arms, and snuggle in, purr purring away. I loved it when she would lie belly up and look up at me adoringly with drool bubbles coming out her mouth.

Makes me miss my cat Lizzie, we had her for 17 years and yes, my husband loved her as much as I did. Not every man has issues with cats

And patsy, I do not know what the hel_l is wrong with you. I mean, come on, we all know that women past 25 are out of their prime and due to be returned for a new model while men only get better with age.

Makes me miss my cat Lizzie, we had her for 17 years and yes, my husband loved her as much as I did. Not every man has issues with cats

And patsy, I do not know what the hel_l is wrong with you. I mean, come on, we all know that women past 25 are out of their prime and due to be returned for a new model while men only get better with age.

I am not sure I agree with this, I think I will go and ask Ian for some man to boy advice

Makes me miss my cat Lizzie, we had her for 17 years and yes, my husband loved her as much as I did. Not every man has issues with cats

And patsy, I do not know what the hel_l is wrong with you. I mean, come on, we all know that women past 25 are out of their prime and due to be returned for a new model while men only get better with age.

You too sbk, from that picture you sent me. And as for your outfit and hair, i thought you were supposed to be something unfeminine and have a shaven head. ..just like the rest of us here western wummin in Thailand.

I like cats as much as the next guy/gal but what I don't like is when I gotta compete for their owner's attention in the morning...in my yoof I useta be a first-thing-in-the-morning hoochie coochie type of guy...the cat or cats were always hangin' around makin' the cat sign an wantin' to be fed...

my own favorite cat had the sense to not interfere...she always waited patiently until we were finished...

('making the cat sign' is the feline equivalent of folded arms and tapping the foot...)

tutsi, sometimes i would play a funny game with my cats in the morning. They would get so annoyed with me. If it was really early and they were pawing my face etc, i would do an action to make them think that i was getting out of bed (sit up, throw back cover, sorta thing). They would get overexcited and run off down the stairs. Then i would go back to sleep. They would come running up and start doing the same thing again. Again, same action from me. Them, run back down stairs. After a few goes of this (maybe around 5) they would run less far. Mid stairs, bedroom door, then end of bed. We would look at each other for a moment. If a cat could look peeved, this was the look. Id lie back and go back to sleep, and they would take a nap, or if feeling forgiving would come cuddle up with me till it was waking up time.

Do cats actually have a time line, like if you give them food and affection at some god awful hour like 3 in the morning just to shut them up. And then you get up at your usual hour of, say, 8 and you have to go through the same old rigmarole again.

Jimmy has decided the best and most comfortable place to sleep is around my head - like a purring fur hat but still doing the claw thing massage into my skull.

Glad you guys liked the picture - by the way, when my eyes are open they are bluey green!!!! And not too much blood shot!!

A question - what is the cocktail called that involves vodka and cranberry juice? I just call it dunno. And run to pee every ten minutes - Cranberry juice very good to clean out the system.

tutsi, sometimes i would play a funny game with my cats in the morning. They would get so annoyed with me. If it was really early and they were pawing my face etc, i would do an action to make them think that i was getting out of bed (sit up, throw back cover, sorta thing). They would get overexcited and run off down the stairs. Then i would go back to sleep. They would come running up and start doing the same thing again. Again, same action from me. Them, run back down stairs. After a few goes of this (maybe around 5) they would run less far. Mid stairs, bedroom door, then end of bed. We would look at each other for a moment. If a cat could look peeved, this was the look. Id lie back and go back to sleep, and they would take a nap, or if feeling forgiving would come cuddle up with me till it was waking up time.

Excellent! I like your sense of humour.

I like cats as much as the next guy/gal but what I don't like is when I gotta compete for their owner's attention in the morning...in my yoof I useta be a first-thing-in-the-morning hoochie coochie type of guy...the cat or cats were always hangin' around makin' the cat sign an wantin' to be fed...

my own favorite cat had the sense to not interfere...she always waited patiently until we were finished...

('making the cat sign' is the feline equivalent of folded arms and tapping the foot...)

We could start another thread named "Animals that have watched me getting my leg over" Toots!

After a four month absence I was doing the polite thing by the Mrs on my return and suddenly had a feeling of being watched. The dog had entered through the open bedroom door and was watching us with great interest.

I have a yoofful memories of cows in a field once as well.... seagulls on a beach? Jeez it's all coming back to me now.

Hey, Patsy-

as you probably already know, the single men in the right age group for you are most likely:

divorced, or recently bereaved;

insane or otherwise troubled;

and/or gay (good for me, but not for you!).

Try to find the ones in the first group!

Also, be sure that you love yourself first and foremost,

or how can you be sure you are choosing for yourself?

Good luck.

Just as an aside to the photo, patsy looks far better in the flesh!

Ok, let's be honest and straight.

Patsy, the picture's you posted really do not any good for you.

Forget about those fukcers that tell you it is a nice picture and you look so nice and bla bla.

That picture makes you look horrible, no guy would ever choose you based on that picture, let's be honest.

The worst part of it are your hairy arms.

So take a waxing and make sure you feel freshy when taking a new picture to show yourself.

Dress up (Maybe in a mini skirt, garters and stockings) and do some make up and post some pictures.

Kind regards,

Alex

Don't listen to Alex patsy, he's as mad as a biscuit!!!

Oh, I think Alex just wants to see Patsy in a miniskirt and garter stockings

Naked pics will always sort out the ...... how shall I describe them......"perverts" is maybe too strong......OK, put it this way: anyone that demands naked or "odd" photos before showing an interest is definitely.......hmmmm, maybe definitely crossed off the potentials list.

Maybe definitely.

Definitely maybe.

(Which is not a comment on a suggestion to wear a mini)

Ok, let's be honest and straight.

Patsy, the picture's you posted really do not any good for you.

Forget about those fukcers that tell you it is a nice picture and you look so nice and bla bla.

That picture makes you look horrible, no guy would ever choose you based on that picture, let's be honest.

The worst part of it are your hairy arms.

So take a waxing and make sure you feel freshy when taking a new picture to show yourself.

Dress up (Maybe in a mini skirt, garters and stockings) and do some make up and post some pictures.

Kind regards,

Alex

Actually, Patsy, you have the bone structure that would suit a little mask......make Alex's stockings fishnets.....a little whip or riding crop.....

I like cats as much as the next guy/gal but what I don't like is when I gotta compete for their owner's attention in the morning...in my yoof I useta be a first-thing-in-the-morning hoochie coochie type of guy...the cat or cats were always hangin' around makin' the cat sign an wantin' to be fed...

my own favorite cat had the sense to not interfere...she always waited patiently until we were finished...

('making the cat sign' is the feline equivalent of folded arms and tapping the foot...)

We could start another thread named "Animals that have watched me getting my leg over" Toots!

After a four month absence I was doing the polite thing by the Mrs on my return and suddenly had a feeling of being watched. The dog had entered through the open bedroom door and was watching us with great interest.

I have a yoofful memories of cows in a field once as well.... seagulls on a beach? Jeez it's all coming back to me now.

someone had a cat that actually joined us in bed as we were basking during a break...he (tom cat) eyed up my equipment and attempted a feline caress...I sprang from the bed in alarm as, although I may be accused of a lotta things, I draw the line at homosexual, interspecies sexual activity...

What i love about patsy's pic is that its so natural. You can tell shes a good looking woman, its just not a posed pic. Would rather see something like that, than some my space style angled poser shot, but then again im not a guy. Then again im also not Mr "gimme a perv" AlexLah.

(Taking cover! )

Same person on pictures, ore related? maybe sisters?

Is that supposed to be funny?????

O.k, o.k i know these are not flattering pictures.

We know our celebrities can do match better.

Should see me when i just woke up.

By the way this is tongue in cheek dilemma

men only get better with age.

Absolutely spot-on!

men only get better with age.

Absolutely spot-on!

And women?

men only get better with age.

Absolutely spot-on!

boon...yew ol' dinosaur...what horse did yew ride in on?...good t'see ya!

an' don't be encouraging de brits wid de 'spot on' language...we yanks gots to go to de baseball bats around here sumtimes...

Don't listen to Alex patsy, he's as mad as a biscuit!!!

And that talk about waxing only is more evidence for me that 'he' is actually a Singaporean transvestite (kidding- I know people who claim to have met 'him'! )

Dress up (Maybe in a mini skirt, garters and stockings) and do some make up and post some pictures.

Kind regards,

Alex

women that need to hide behind lots of make up and nice clothes are the ones most insecure about their appearance and themselves.

Patsy on the other hand, shows a high level of confidence in herself. someone with imagination can well think how gorgeous she would look 'if' she made effort considering she looks as good as she does with absolutely no effort at all.

but some men have no capability of thinking beyond the surface appearance, and well....if those are the men one would attract by 'dressing up and do some make up' I couldnt care less about those type of men and would rather stay single

^good comment about the make up, etc...still water (i.e., unadorned) runs deep, I always say...

Came today, thought I'd share here.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

They already have boyfriends.

Why am I reading this?

Time to go outside and clean the dunny.

Ok, let's be honest and straight.

Patsy, the picture's you posted really do not any good for you.

Forget about those fukcers that tell you it is a nice picture and you look so nice and bla bla.

That picture makes you look horrible, no guy would ever choose you based on that picture, let's be honest.

The worst part of it are your hairy arms.

So take a waxing and make sure you feel freshy when taking a new picture to show yourself.

Dress up (Maybe in a mini skirt, garters and stockings) and do some make up and post some pictures.

Kind regards,

Alex

oh, alex...will you please shut up...you don't like the pics because you think patsy wouldn't look good beside you in yer BMW...

at least be honest about yer feelings...be remorseful when appropriate like me after wantin' to shag an innocent young hotel receptionist in HCMC when I was drunk with loadsa money...

if yer just wantin' t'ball playboy centerfolds you'll never discover the mysteries ob wimmin...

I don't mean any disrespect but you don't get the point...