Is it the 'save Tooting Bec Lido convention' and the guy with the backpack just dived in with a penguin ?

Hmmm...i dont see whips, chains, bondage gear, and ball gags...

Er, eek, you seem a little too well versed in these sorts of things.

^ .. how would you know what i was talking about in the first place. Hmm?

Butter wouldnt melt.

I have always wondered about that expression?!? Butter wouldn't melt?

I have always wondered about that expression?!? Butter wouldn't melt?

It means the person is frigid.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/81900.html <origins of butter wouldnt melt

Now now eek, don't let facts get in the way of a good flame.

Funny how the meaning has changed to mean someone who's very 'innocent'.

I have always wondered about that expression?!? Butter wouldn't melt?

According to Maria Schneider, the famous "butter scene" was never in the script and improvised at the last minute by Marlon Brando and Bernardo Bertolucci...

The movie's line "Go, get the butter." was voted as the #67 of "The 100 Greatest Movie Lines" by Premiere in 2007.

Go get the butter - we have hot crumpet tonight !

Was it Lurpak or Kerrygold? I much prefer Kerrygold!

A Farang reenactment of Red vs Yellow based solely

on the threads from TV

Well, this thread caught my attention.. specially the Kerrygold.

from my perspective ,the packpacker thinks the bikini lady is a dropdeath gourgius.

ore posible she has a very bad sjmell

it is of course, a pool party.....in a dry pool.

Its a stuffed toy penguin that fell out of his rucksack and he is pretending to be dead because he has no friends, except his stuffed toy penguin. I feel his pain, i had one once called Jemima.

Yes, i have had a wee crimble dwink