The only part of drinking I occasionally miss is my mouth, but that's why they developed the necktie.

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The only part of drinking I occasionally miss is my mouth, but that's why they developed the necktie.

That's not too bad actually Phil, when I used to drink I used to miss my mouth, the toilet, the bed, the way home, 90% of the other cars on the road, doors and ex wives.

The only part of drinking I occasionally miss is my mouth, but that's why they developed the necktie.

That's not too bad actually Phil, when I used to drink I used to miss my mouth, the toilet, the bed, the way home, 90% of the other cars on the road, doors and ex wives.

An aquaintance of mine, who is quite fond a drinking, was at his doctors. The doc was trying to establish how much the guy drinks and asked, "Would you drink 5 or 6 pints (of beer) in a night?"

The guy replied, " 5 or 6 pints? Heck, thats just what I spill!"

The only part of drinking I occasionally miss is my mouth, but that's why they developed the necktie.

That's not too bad actually Phil, when I used to drink I used to miss my mouth, the toilet, the bed, the way home, 90% of the other cars on the road, doors and ex wives.

An aquaintance of mine, who is quite fond a drinking, was at his doctors. The doc was trying to establish how much the guy drinks and asked, "Would you drink 5 or 6 pints (of beer) in a night?"

The guy replied, " 5 or 6 pints? Heck, thats just what I spill!"

Reminds me of the joke. Which is it better to have, Parkinsons or Alzheimers? Parkinsons of course, it's better to spill half your drink than forget where you left it.