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Imagination In The Bedroom

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Tell us more about these filipinas :)

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A personal experience.

I once courted a girl who worked in a bar at a beach resort near a town called San Fernando, La Union about 200km north of Manila. She was tired of the life and wanted to return to respectable ways, hopefully in comfort, and I was a prime candidate to help her achieve this.

One day she turned up with a spectacularly beautiful younger woman, I suspect a cousin at least, and together they put me through the type of action that I'll still remember if I live to be 90.

Next morning she commented that when we were married we could do that sort of thing on a regular basis.

Well, even if you survived 5 years of it, what would you do to give yourself a treat occasionally? :)

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pick it up,

all day long

you'll have good luck

There is a part of my brain that really wants to get involved in this discussion.

Unfortunately it is the same part of my brain I (increasingly) leave out of the sex act....

And I used to be a god..... *sigh*

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pick it up,

all day long

you'll have good luck

There is a part of my brain that really wants to get involved in this discussion.

Unfortunately it is the same part of my brain I (increasingly) leave out of the sex act....

And I used to be a god..... *sigh*

That's what Cambridge does for you - all those nubile young students from far-off climes, infesting the pubs and cafes, cycling over the railway bridge, aahhhh.

Be back there in retirement in a couple of years or so. Well, retirement from proper work - nothing else will retire. I hope.

It's funny you mention that Humphs.

Just earlier today, while waiting for my ride home in the city center, I was making a mental observation of how easily identifiable Cambs Uni girls are; They have a look that is either celestial, or nigh-on celestial.

ie: They are either virgins, or have not yet had any good McLovin'.

PS: This applies to any nationality, too.

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It's funny you mention that Humphs.

Just earlier today, while waiting for my ride home in the city center, I was making a mental observation of how easily identifiable Cambs Uni girls are; They have a look that is either celestial, or nigh-on celestial.

ie: They are either virgins, or have not yet had any good McLovin'.

PS: This applies to any nationality, too.

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Wasn't just thinking of the Uni girls - there's hundreds of language schools as well - where they lern yer 'ow to speak English proper-like. Y' know wha' I mean?

These kids go back home after spending their teen years in the town, saying "Yes, I studied English in Cambridge, you know" and everyone is duly impressed. When half these 'establishments' are not even decent language mills, let alone giving a good education in the beautiful tongue.

(I give education in the beautiful tongue, here in Vietnam, most evenings)

555... Very true, me ol' Bear.

Though those girls (of any age) do not share the same celestial look - and often look a lot better, too.

One of my current jobs in in fact cooking evening meals for some of the resident students for one of these schools.

In my case the (unfortunately-far-too-young) students are mostly Chinese or from various African nations.

A pity really, cos the next accomodation block (catered by another company) is full of Viet, Thai, Dutch and Indo gals. That'd be a job worth gettin'..... (If I were a decade younger than 29 and not living together with my French angel.

I find that two filipinas are generally more imaginative than two thai girls.

But then there are more three-some Jacuzzis in Thai hotels, so things even out in the end.

I have to agree. The Filipinas seem to be far more "worldly" than most Thai women. They often have more voluptuos figures as well. Unfortunately, that often goes to fat as they get older. I have some crazy great memories of times in Angeles City, which is the Philippines version of Pattaya. I often had to escape during the day just to get a rest. My buddy would tell me that some of my "friends" were looking for me. They all had it worked out between them who was going to spend the night with me. Often I would have the whole group of them in my bedroom because it was more comfortable than wherever else they had planned to spend the night.

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The general consensus seems to be in favour of the lack of imagination. It would appear my sample size is large enough to be an accurate representation of the population.

Following on from that the only nymphomaniac I have ever met was in Jakarta. From that sample size I have to conclude that every Indonesian women is a nymphomaniac. :)

I find that two filipinas are generally more imaginative than two thai girls.

But then there are more three-some Jacuzzis in Thai hotels, so things even out in the end.

I have to agree. The Filipinas seem to be far more "worldly" than most Thai women. They often have more voluptuos figures as well. Unfortunately, that often goes to fat as they get older. I have some crazy great memories of times in Angeles City, which is the Philippines version of Pattaya. I often had to escape during the day just to get a rest. My buddy would tell me that some of my "friends" were looking for me. They all had it worked out between them who was going to spend the night with me. Often I would have the whole group of them in my bedroom because it was more comfortable than wherever else they had planned to spend the night.

I'm off to Cebu on business next week. For once I will stay in a decent hotel.

When on vacation, visiting friends, I often stay in their little dirt-floor huts. Three or four girls to a hut - one room. Outside toilet and a cold-water shower area shared by several of these huts. No privacy. Similar thing in AC and probably other towns as well. The girls pay between 1500 and 3000 php per month for this - which is around 1000 to 2000 baht. That's each - not per hut. So probably each room costs 5000 php to rent.

It does open one's eyes to the standard of life that can be anticipated by many third world countries, and why many girls are so eager to marry a foreigner and leave the place.

In Thailand, on the other hand, I have encountered far fewer Thai girls prepared to up-sticks and leave everything behind. Most are happy to go on a holiday, but need their family ties to be renewed quite frequently. Filipinas will quickly devote their time solely to the new family, with occasional messages back home. And not so much cash going back to the family in the home country.

You see signs up all over the place "bedspacer". I found out that it literally means a bed for rent in a room, no guarantee of how many other people sharing the room.

You're right about Filipinas wanting to marry their way out of the country. There's literally thousands of them in Australia, and most in happy marriages.

had planned to spend the night.

I'm off to Cebu on business next week. For once I will stay in a decent hotel.

When on vacation, visiting friends, I often stay in their little dirt-floor huts. Three or four girls to a hut - one room. Outside toilet and a cold-water shower area shared by several of these huts. No privacy. Similar thing in AC and probably other towns as well. The girls pay between 1500 and 3000 php per month for this - which is around 1000 to 2000 baht. That's each - not per hut. So probably each room costs 5000 php to rent.

It does open one's eyes to the standard of life that can be anticipated by many third world countries, and why many girls are so eager to marry a foreigner and leave the place.

In Thailand, on the other hand, I have encountered far fewer Thai girls prepared to up-sticks and leave everything behind. Most are happy to go on a holiday, but need their family ties to be renewed quite frequently. Filipinas will quickly devote their time solely to the new family, with occasional messages back home. And not so much cash going back to the family in the home country.

You are correct, Humphrey bear. I run into Filipinos all over the world and they seem far more capable of living outside their own country. Maybe it's because most learn good English and have adopted a slightly American culture. right now in the Cayman resort I'm

It really puts life into perspective when you see the living conditions in third world countries.

I knew a guy that was married to a filipina & boy oh boy, didnt she rule the roost.....& he got caught playing up and like hel_l, ive never seen fireworks like that before :)

I knew a guy that was married to a filipina & boy oh boy, didnt she rule the roost.....& he got caught playing up and like hel_l, ive never seen fireworks like that before :)

What was the nationality of the mechanic's wife in Priscilla, Queen of The Desert...the Asian that did the ping pong ball trick in the outback pub? Was she supposed to be Viet Namese?

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Here are a few of my Thai wife’s favorite roleplays

1. She becomes the female army general and attempts to have a “Sexless Coup”

2. I call her mobile and begin Thaksin Shinawatra “Phone in sex”

3. During that time of the month she’s the Red shirt and I’m the PAD……… :)

I think Thai women must have amazing mentaI sex! How eIse couId they get through an intimate encounter with some of the oId wrinkIy and/or fat men etc that sIobber aII over them?

3. During that time of the month she’s the Red shirt and I’m the PAD……… :)

If you're the Panty Pad, what's the problem.

Anyway, the bedroom is for sleeping, the kitchen, laundry room, tool shed, hong nam, hammock however.

3. During that time of the month she’s the Red shirt and I’m the PAD……… :)

If you're the Panty Pad, what's the problem.

Anyway, the bedroom is for sleeping, the kitchen, laundry room, tool shed, hong nam, hammock however.

You forgot to mention the roof and gazebo.

And the garden swing! Now there's an invention ...

3. During that time of the month she’s the Red shirt and I’m the PAD……… :D

If you're the Panty Pad, what's the problem.

Anyway, the bedroom is for sleeping, the kitchen, laundry room, tool shed, hong nam, hammock however.

Thai sexoligist Thonglek Saywatchaporn agrees with your

idea of utilizing the entire house for roleplay. :)

additionally I found the following survey:

On average people in Thailand have sex more than twice a week

— at 108 times a year, slightly more than the global average of 103.

In comparison, the Greeks have the most sex, at 164 times a year,

with Brazil (145 times), Poland and Russia (both 143) next.

But we spend slightly less time on sex than many other countries —

taking 17 minutes for each session compared to the global average of 18.

Well no one's ever asked me how often I have sex or how long I took.

And don't bother asking the woman I live with... a notoriously untruthful person.

twice a week as average huh? Glad I married an above average man then :)

3. During that time of the month she's the Red shirt and I'm the PAD……… :D

If you're the Panty Pad, what's the problem.

Anyway, the bedroom is for sleeping, the kitchen, laundry room, tool shed, hong nam, hammock however.

Thai sexoligist Thonglek Saywatchaporn agrees with your

idea of utilizing the entire house for roleplay. :)

additionally I found the following survey:

On average people in Thailand have sex more than twice a week

— at 108 times a year, slightly more than the global average of 103.

In comparison, the Greeks have the most sex, at 164 times a year,

with Brazil (145 times), Poland and Russia (both 143) next.

But we spend slightly less time on sex than many other countries —

taking 17 minutes for each session compared to the global average of 18.

I wonder if there's a correlation between a nation's frequency of sexual relations and its liklihood to go bankrupt at some time in the future. Early results look promising.

3. During that time of the month she’s the Red shirt and I’m the PAD……… :D

If you're the Panty Pad, what's the problem.

Anyway, the bedroom is for sleeping, the kitchen, laundry room, tool shed, hong nam, hammock however.

Thai sexoligist Thonglek Saywatchaporn agrees with your

idea of utilizing the entire house for roleplay. :)

additionally I found the following survey:

On average people in Thailand have sex more than twice a week

— at 108 times a year, slightly more than the global average of 103.

In comparison, the Greeks have the most sex, at 164 times a year,

with Brazil (145 times), Poland and Russia (both 143) next.

But we spend slightly less time on sex than many other countries —

taking 17 minutes for each session compared to the global average of 18.

But with the Greeks it's all this same-sex thingy, so maybe it's less satisfactory than the real thing.

And in Brazil they only wear those tiny thongs, so that's tempting.

Poland and Russia - not necessarily accurate - it depends on the ready availability of that third bottle of vodka. If that's not available, then the incidence of sex rises - what else is there to do?

And who is 'we'? Seventeen / eighteen minutes? Is that after the 45 minutes of foreplay, or before starting on the real thing (again)? Usually a couple of hours, start to finish, after the shower and shave and teeth brushing rituals.

And I'm trying to work out my average per year - it's got to be somewhere around the 400 mark. So who isn't getting any, to balance my input?

(No pun intended)

(Well, yes it was, but it looks so stupid)

twice a week as average huh? Glad I married an above average man then :)

Better to fly once with an eagle than seven times with a sparrow.

Thai sexoligist Thonglek Saywatchaporn agrees with your

idea of utilizing the entire house for roleplay. thumbsup.gif

additionally I found the following survey:

On average people in Thailand have sex more than twice a week - with the same person?

— at 108 times a year, slightly more than the global average of 103. - I doubt this - once every 3 days?

In comparison, the Greeks have the most sex, at 164 times a year, - with yourself should not count

with Brazil (145 times), Poland and Russia (both 143) next.

But we spend slightly less time on sex than many other countries —

taking 17 minutes for each session compared to the global average of 18 - with stamina like this, no wonder there are so many bitchy people around.

I think Thai women must have amazing mentaI sex! How eIse couId they get through an intimate encounter with some of the oId wrinkIy and/or fat men etc that sIobber aII over them?

Good point, eek. That is why they just lie there dormant. As I said before, all good sex starts with the mental issue. If the woman is not attracted physically to the man then there is no way she is going to be creative or involved in the participation. The professional ladies can make it appear they are interested, but anyone with any experience knows the difference.

And, I'm convinced that some women, and probably a lot of men, just are not interested in sex at all. There is a huge difference when the participants truly enjoy each other's company. That is why some people have to experiment with many different partners to find the right match. Or, they have to learn to be creative. And, that takes BOTH people participating equally. I've met many women who came on strong like they were sex on a stick, but turned out to be duds in bed. By contrast I've met many who appeared quiet and shy but were tigers in the sack when they knew I truly liked them for who they were and not just someone for a physical release.

And, I'm convinced that some women, and probably a lot of men, just are not interested in sex at all.

I'm not interested in sex, im interested in making love...

I think Thai women must have amazing mentaI sex! How eIse couId they get through an intimate encounter with some of the oId wrinkIy and/or fat men etc that sIobber aII over them?

Good point, eek. That is why they just lie there dormant. As I said before, all good sex starts with the mental issue. If the woman is not attracted physically to the man then there is no way she is going to be creative or involved in the participation. The professional ladies can make it appear they are interested, but anyone with any experience knows the difference.

And, I'm convinced that some women, and probably a lot of men, just are not interested in sex at all. There is a huge difference when the participants truly enjoy each other's company. That is why some people have to experiment with many different partners to find the right match. Or, they have to learn to be creative. And, that takes BOTH people participating equally. I've met many women who came on strong like they were sex on a stick, but turned out to be duds in bed. By contrast I've met many who appeared quiet and shy but were tigers in the sack when they knew I truly liked them for who they were and not just someone for a physical release.

Well said Deepak. :)

And, I'm convinced that some women, and probably a lot of men, just are not interested in sex at all.

I'm not interested in sex, im interested in making love...

Good point, and that in a nutshell says it all. But, it takes TWO to make love, but only one to have sex if the other participant is not interested.

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