Oh, i thought he meant this one:

Or, is that the one you wear on a different day of the week?

Are chocolates, teddy bears and beer, usual accompaniments for a spanking thread then?

Only if you insist!

I'd prefer chocolates, pandas and fine wine though!

I think he means

Oh, i thought he meant this one:

I am not a number, I have a name.....................

Oh, i thought he meant this one:

Or, is that the one you wear on a different day of the week?

Oh.......yes, of course.

That one.

YOU GUYS ARE BLIND!

edit: i just appeared and posted right at the same time as Hardcourt posted i disappeared. Hmm....strange times indeed.

My dad told me that that might happen,

I find globalisation to be the way forward, you can't be super unless you are global.

Is thi giving you guys any clue?

A global moderator (Boo) talking about a person who is also global.....

I used to be global in shape.

I'm lost ..... should I dump reality and get back to my cyber-existence? is the sky falling?

I'm lost ..... should I dump reality and get back to my cyber-existence? is the sky falling?

Sky is doing OK, their news coverage is so so, but you have to love the sports.

As too being global, I too aspire to that shape and find help and solace in Chang to reach that noble goal.

PS; No need to dump reality, it's been done for you by channel four.