- Woman named Butts charged with thft of toilet..

- Christhmian Lovemaking...

- scaliness

- booby

Man..its almost tempting to click on em.

I'm wondering why you get so many sexually orientainted emails there eek, whats going on?

Its the junk mail section of an email address attached to one of my websites. I can only guess that they are all from the same source and my site was targeted. Thats my story anyway, and im sticking to it!

I never get junk mail like that!

Hotmail is always offering me cheap watches and medication and gadgets to increase my penis size.

The Gmail filter seems to work a lot better, the spam I get there is always related to something I've queried about in the past. (So that rules out getting a bigger....).

^Don't worry scead, I hear the micro penis is back in fashion......you may just be the flavour of the month again

Wow! Your account sure collects more than mine. I am on hotmail and only receive about 5 or 6 a day trying to sell or give me stuff. I always have to check because sometimes there is a legitimate e-mail stuck in the junk mail.

^Don't worry scead, I hear the micro penis is back in fashion......you may just be the flavour of the month again

My God, I thought you said flavor of the mouth.

I would have had to say thanks but no thanks.

Hotmail is always offering me cheap watches and medication and gadgets to increase my penis size.

The Gmail filter seems to work a lot better, the spam I get there is always related to something I've queried about in the past. (So that rules out getting a bigger....).

Wah! I have never queried this stuff! Its an email address at my web hosting (servage webmail). I have gmail and hotmail and those dont have any kind of junk like that. Im guessing gmail and hotmail have better filters or something. Lol...that sentence makes me feel like im some weird porn trawler or something.

^Don't worry scead, I hear the micro penis is back in fashion......you may just be the flavour of the month again

My God, I thought you said flavor of the mouth.

I would have had to say thanks but no thanks.

don't flatter yourself

that sentence makes me feel like im some weird porn trawler or something.

You know what they say eek, if it squarks like a duck and walks like a duck, its usually a _ _ _ _ .

I mostly seem to get lots of offers to help some poor unfortunate nigerian prince/prime ministers aide/chief of police access their missing millions of dollars

I'm impressed eek, I don't get a tenth of that volume of junk mail and even the Nigerian ministers families don't bother me.

Okay, I know it, I'm just a sad old b@st@d!

I did get a wonderful one from PayPal last week informing me that my account was blocked and to reactivate it could I just confirm the following information:-

It then proceeded to list just about every bit of information regarding e mail accounts, bank accounts, PayPal account wanting names, numbers, PIN's the whole lot.

Well I was halfway through filling it in when I smelt a rat.

I don't have a PayPal account.

Just remembered I did get one recently from a Russian chick wanting me to mail her any unwanted log burning stoves I may have lying around gathering dust.

lol, I had one today from "hotmail support" asking me to reconfirm all my details, including address, zip code, bank account & passport number. Amazing how hotmail must be so populare for all their own accounts to be taken that their "hotmail support" had to use a somethingnet.de account instead I was going to reply, do you want my bra size too but thought better of it

lol, this mornings offering, from HK no less

From: Liu Tai Ling ([email protected])

Sent: 05 December 2009 00:33:18

Good Day,

My name is Mr. Ling Tia Liu; I work with Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, Hong Kong.

I have a business proposal in the tune of $21,300,000.00 US Dollars, to be transferred out

of my bank with your assistance.

After the successful transfer, we shall share in ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me. Should

you be interested, please respond to my letter immediately, so we can commence all arrangements

and I will give you more information on the project and how we would handle it. Please treat

this business with utmost confidentiality.

You can contact me on my private email :([email protected]) along with the Following information's

for documentation purpose:

(1) Full names:

(2) Private phone number:

(3) Current residential address:

(4) Occupation:

(5) Age and Sex:

I look forward to hearing from you.

Kind Regards,

Mr.Ling Tia Liu.

ooh & now from Malaysia, those Nigerian princes need to watch their backs....

And this one shares the same family name as me which is why I can be part of the wonderful opportunity, strange though that they don't actually mention my family name

URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED‏

From: Barr. Christopher Leong ([email protected])

Sent: 04 December 2009 21:05:12

Christopher Leong & Associates

Level 23, Menara Dion, Jalan Sultan Ismail

Kuala Lumpur,Malaysiaa

50250

PRIVATE TEL: +60129062802 0r +001 60129062802

PRIVATE EMAIL: [email protected]

I am Barr. Christopher Leong,an attorney at law and i would love to share

with you a very important business proposition that will be of mutual

benefit to both of us.

A deceased client of mine ,that shares the same last name as yours, who

here in after shall be referred to as my late client, died as the result

of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was

due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster

on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake

My late Client has a deposit of Nineteen Million Dollars ( US$19 Million

Dollars) left behind.

I can be reached on ( +60129062802 0r +001 60129062802 ) for more

information.

Email: [email protected]

Best regards,

Barr. Christopher Leong

Attorney at Law

So it took his late client nearly five years to die of shock from losing family members in the Dec 2004 tsunami?

Evidently that is why he refers to his LATE client.

This arrived from a prominent Bangkok newspaper columnist I was acquainted with after he foolishly answered a "send your details or we'll have to close your Hotmail account" email.

I am deeply in sorrow hurrying writing you this message as I don't have

> comfortable time on the pc here, so I have to brief you my present situation which requires your urgent response.

>

> I have a big problem now as an EMERGENCY just occurred, I had to travel to

> Nigeria for an Urgent Trip, unfortunately I was robbed, all my luggage got

> stolen at the hotel, which have kept me restless, as I have been left alone

> without nothing, I mean nothing, Am now owing the hotel here as well

> moreover the Hotel's telephone lines got disconnected by the robbers during

> the incident and they are trying to get it fixed up.

>

> Please I need you to send me some money right now, so I can finish up here

> and return back home immediately. Immediately I get back,I will definitely

> reimburse it as I get home; it can be send through western union so I can

> get it fast first thing tomorrow here.

>

> I want you to help me with some money now, so please locate a Western Union

> outlet now and send me $3,000

>

> Am only access to my email at the library here, I am so confused right now

> and donate know what to do as I am being trapped down here. My passport is

> with the Embassy here for renewal so not sure if i can use my name to

> collect it now, you should send it directly to the western union manager

> here and i will get it through him, I have already discussed with her, so

> that I will be able to get it immediately it's sent, but let me know if you

> can help me, so that I will meet with her first in the morning here for the

> information you will use in sending the money immediately.

>

> Please let me hear from you so that i can know what to do next.Here is her

> full name and address where you will be sending me the money to today

> please.

>

> Name : Rhoda Collins

>

> Address : 25 church street

>

> city : Surulere

>

> State : Lagos

>

> Country : Nigeria

I would like to think that you journalist had responded from proffessional curiosity to find a story.

It's sad to think that these Nigerian scammers actually have a measure of success.

No, he's a good writer but he's a dill. Everybody in his email account address book got one.

The hilarious part was the way the scam email was written, it was so obviously from someone with a limited command of the English language.

We teased him about it for ages.

a new one

my name is Eshe Beagley admitted in Leratong Hospital JohannesBurg. south africa. I and my husband who worked for the british judical commission were married without a child. before his death in 2004.he vowed to use his wealth for the poor.he deposited 3.5m Gbp with a security company in europe.presently, his money is still with the company.recently, my doctor told me that i may not live for the next 4 months due to cancer of the pancreas.can you act on my behalf to utilise this money for charity. reply through= eshebeagley(at) aim.com‏