I loved the PI, I could have easily lived there, indeed I had a couple of potential places picked out, (Sabang Beach on Mindoro and Dumaguete City on Negros Oriental) but in the end it was just too scary there.

If even a third of what my Filipina girlfriends told me is true then it sure doesn't put a lot of men in a very good light. Maybe that is why so many of them used to hang out in my room. It got so I had no privacy at all and I had to escape during the day. The stuff I saw going on, on a regular basis is why I stopped visiting the Philippines. Everything was a scam of one fashion or another.

Ian, how many asian countries have you conquered, exactly?

Ick Nast..

search and destroy?

In case you girls were wondering, the male dolls look like this...

and come with a variety of..um... attachments.