Just been sent to me from a friend who is a hotel manager in samui ....

so , which ThaiVisa memeber is this ??

Hello at .......................! Me and possibly my girlfriend will come to south Thailand for a long vacation starting about February 1st 2010.

I’m a naturist and have a medical condition, so I’m hoping that you can make special accommodation for me in your resort, pool and yoga class. Please tell me:

* Do you have any Internet access, so I can access the Internet with my own laptop computer in my room? What’s the price?

* Can you give me permission to be nud_e (naked) at the resort? Please read below, I have a special reason. I have a sheath that I can wear, which covers my genital.

* Would you allow me to be naked at your pool, spa, yoga club or the beach? Perhaps I can at least visit for the spa or yoga if you would allow it.

* How far away is your pool or the beach? And do you have a hot tub / sauna?

* What’s the lowest price for a hotel room? I also want the room to include a hot water shower and air conditioning.

I am a genuine naturist, and I can show you my 2 membership cards for naturist organizations which show that I’m a responsible nudist. I also have a sensitive skin medical condition, which causes clothes to irritate my skin and creates permanent stretch marks, so I can reduce the permanent chaffing around my waist if I am nud_e. I also enjoy my holiday better without clothes because of the natural and uninhibited feeling, closer to nature. I have a special sheath I can wear, that covers only my genital if that’s acceptable. Please answer my questions, or if no, then please try to refer me to another budget resort that would allow nudity.

Sincerely,

nud_e yoga.

you have just scarred me for life here boater.

nud_e yoga.

you have just scarred me for life here boater.

well the thing is, he must of stayed somewhere . maybe he found his way to KPG

There are so many angles to this message:

...possibly my girlfriend....

( Has she seen you naked yet? )

...I have a sheath that I can wear, which covers my genital.

(Just the one genital?)

...What’s the lowest price for a hotel room?

(Naturist called Charlie)

...I am a genuine naturist, and I can show you my 2 membership cards for naturist organizations which show that I’m a responsible nudist.

( How do we spot the fake one - do they wear clothes? )

( What does an irresponsible nudist do? )

...I also have a sensitive skin medical condition, which causes clothes to irritate my skin and creates permanent stretch marks, so I can reduce the permanent chaffing around my waist if I am nud_e.

( My money is betting a BMI between 35 and 40 ? )

Were there any sighting in February of this person?

Honestly Officer, I can't wear clothes, I have a sensitive skin condition. I can show you membership cards and a special sheath.

Clothes cause him 'permanent stretch marks'? He must look like an old crocodile by now (sorry Bags). Presumably any contact with cloth has the same effect. He must look a mess when he gets out of bed in the morning - and then for the rest of the day. I also take Cuban's point about him having a sheath for his one genital - I reckon he'd need four or five sheaths...

He's just showing the mentality of many nudists - they do it (and constantly talk about it) because they're weird and want to be noticed.

He went to Mexico instead.

^Of course, if that were me in that pic, I'd have to reverse the order of the hats.

No, I don't have a really tiny head!

I thought nudism was mostly popular in the Scandinavian countries - and that was because it is so damned cold that embarrassing events seldom occur.

(Or in Australia, where embarrassing events would seldom be noticed)

Yes Scandinavia, as in George Constanza - shrinkage. (I was ROFL as George tried to devise a way to explain the concept of cold shrinkage to the women...)

"It was shrinkage I tell ya, shrinkage!!! I just got out of the water!"

I remember that episode.

The OP is sooo funny, wonder if he stopped laffing whilst composing.

Ping, braggart...!!!!!!

Scandinavia is so cold every guy would shrivel up and have a hole instead, all blokes would be looking like femmes.

No need for clothes.

boater boater boater....how on earth did we ever survive without you around.