AM i the only one that has noticed that secret mens business has gravitated towards toilet talk...?

Yes..............You seem to be the only one

A little weed may improve his style anyway.

No thanks. Rather be deaded.

I think sceadugenga is offering to measure your thingy neverdie.

Let me tell you, I hope he's got a fine tape, perhaps one with fractions of millimetres. LET ME TELL YOU YOUNG FELLOW, I'm hung like a black ant.

I use to work with an old guy he said to me & I will never forget this,

"Young fred, alot of guys get hung up on the big penis thing, but a small penis gives a woman much more pleasure than a big one. I have a test for you. Take this matchstick, hold it in your left hand. Now raise your right thumb. Okay, put the thumb in your right nostril and put the matchstick in your left nostril. Tell me son, which one tickles the most ? "

I nearly peirced the side of my nose I laughed so much. I think he was serious too. Anyway, we digress and the penis issue has raised its ugly head on this thread (pardon the pun).

You know the problem here? Men don't have secret business.

We wear our hearts on our sleeve, no whispering in corners or muttering behind closed doors.

(Politicians and Mafia members excepted).

That is because men always think they can fix things. Unfortunately, the heart is not something you can fix... and you can't make someone love you no matter how hard you try.

Okay Ian, you definately get the soft cokc award for the pisse pore comment of the month. Theres no room to be a SNAG in this room pal, please watch the following video and adhere to the advice.

....it was a joke. If a guy had said simiIar, i wouId have Iaughed. Oh wait..then again guys have been saying stuff Iike that (and much worse) for years. I guess thats why women had to get a thick skin and "grow a set"..then men compIained and accused womem of being more Iike men. Just an exampIe seeing as you wished to pIay the inequaIity card.

dear eek, I laughed at your comment. NOT this quoted one, the other one.

But for this comment I think you should take a bit of advice from uncle chopper.

This could be the start of the great debate Bedders has been lacking for some time. Up or down ? Certainly better class of thinking than what goes on in Outside The Box.

Lid's up, but the ladys ring is down.

I am also taking a punt at the fact this tool still has his underwear on. If you look towards the top of his right leg (visible one), there is a fine black line. Hes trying to <deleted> thru his undies.....IT must be Ian.

This could be the start of the great debate Bedders has been lacking for some time. Up or down ? Certainly better class of thinking than what goes on in Outside The Box.

We need a poll, anyone know how to insert a poll?

Is that, insert a poll OR insert a pole?

I am also taking a punt at the fact this tool still has his underwear on. If you look towards the top of his right leg (visible one), there is a fine black line. Hes trying to <deleted> thru his undies.....IT must be Ian.

Im not going back to the pic to check if what you say is right. No way! But..i cant believe how closely you guys are inspecting that dude on the toilet. One glance was enough for me!..er no..make it two glances..i did go back to check if the lid was up..but kept my eye focused on that area only.

I've been thrown out of the "Ladies Forum" a few times myself.

It's obvious why there's no "Men's Forum." The Ladies can't seem to stay away.

Maybe a more specific Topic would be more appropriate. I saw that Ophra had a show last week titled "Men Breathing. How Can We Stop Them?" How about a topic "Women Talking. How Can We Stop Them?"

I am also taking a punt at the fact this tool still has his underwear on. If you look towards the top of his right leg (visible one), there is a fine black line. Hes trying to <deleted> thru his undies.....IT must be Ian.

Im not going back to the pic to check if what you say is right. No way! But..i cant believe how closely you guys are inspecting that dude on the toilet. One glance was enough for me!..er no..make it two glances..i did go back to check if the lid was up..but kept my eye focused on that area only.

Sounds like they're all closet cases...

I think sceadugenga is offering to measure your thingy neverdie.

Let me tell you, I hope he's got a fine tape, perhaps one with fractions of millimetres. LET ME TELL YOU YOUNG FELLOW, I'm hung like a black ant.

I use to work with an old guy he said to me & I will never forget this,

"Young fred, alot of guys get hung up on the big penis thing, but a small penis gives a woman much more pleasure than a big one. I have a test for you. Take this matchstick, hold it in your left hand. Now raise your right thumb. Okay, put the thumb in your right nostril and put the matchstick in your left nostril. Tell me son, which one tickles the most ? "

I nearly peirced the side of my nose I laughed so much. I think he was serious too. Anyway, we digress and the penis issue has raised its ugly head on this thread (pardon the pun).

I just leave it up to the ladies to decide.

Okay Ian, you definately get the soft cokc award for the pisse pore comment of the month. Theres no room to be a SNAG in this room pal, please watch the following video and adhere to the advice.

Sensitive New Age Guy, the SNAG............. The SNAG is quite simmilar in temperament and attitude to the Caring Understanding Nineties Type.

I'd rather be called a SNAG, though.

edit to get all the words of the acronym on one line, for better effect.

Okay Ian, you definately get the soft cokc award for the pisse pore comment of the month. Theres no room to be a SNAG in this room pal, please watch the following video and adhere to the advice.

Sensitive New Age Guy, the SNAG............. The SNAG is quite simmilar in temperament and attitude to the Caring Understanding Nineties Type.

I'd rather be called a SNAG, though.

edit to get all the words of the acronym on one line, for better effect.

Too bad for you. YOu do understand that once you are known as a Caring Understanding Nineties Type, you will always be considered one.

Are you saying I'm a CUN*?

How on earth did you reach that judgement.

A true CUN* would never use the C word, even in jest.....so that proves I'm not a SNAG nor a CUN*

^I would never even mutter such a word or suggest such a thing. HONESTLY!

I've been thrown out of the "Ladies Forum" a few times myself.

It's obvious why there's no "Men's Forum." The Ladies can't seem to stay away.

Maybe a more specific Topic would be more appropriate. I saw that Ophra had a show last week titled "Men Breathing. How Can We Stop Them?" How about a topic "Women Talking. How Can We Stop Them?"

Most men i know prattle on far more than the women i know. My old condo building, the guys would hang out at the coffee shop for hours on end. Id say hello then be on my way and get on with stuff i needed to do, two hours later they would still be there yack-yacking. The occasional times i joined in for a chat, half the time they were gossiping about this or that thing. A group of guys from different nationalities and different ages. Othertimes ive indulged in a quiet coffee somewhere with my book ive overheard men talking like there is no tomorrow, or, there are those who want engage in conversation with me rather than let me read my book. Geez.. men could talk my ears off!

I do wonder about a lot of the stuff that has been said over the years about women, such as talking too much. Because i find that men seem to be just as guilty of what they accuse women of doing, possibly even more so.

 there are those who want engage in conversation with me rather than let me read my book.

I have a feeling that "conversation" is not their ultimate goal. 

Must be the younger generation. Us older guys are the strong silent type.

I've been thrown out of the "Ladies Forum" a few times myself.

It's obvious why there's no "Men's Forum." The Ladies can't seem to stay away.

Maybe a more specific Topic would be more appropriate. I saw that Ophra had a show last week titled "Men Breathing. How Can We Stop Them?" How about a topic "Women Talking. How Can We Stop Them?"

Most men i know prattle on far more than the women i know. My old condo building, the guys would hang out at the coffee shop for hours on end. Id say hello then be on my way and get on with stuff i needed to do, two hours later they would still be there yack-yacking. The occasional times i joined in for a chat, half the time they were gossiping about this or that thing. A group of guys from different nationalities and different ages. Othertimes ive indulged in a quiet coffee somewhere with my book ive overheard men talking like there is no tomorrow, or, there are those who want engage in conversation with me rather than let me read my book. Geez.. men could talk my ears off!

I do wonder about a lot of the stuff that has been said over the years about women, such as talking too much. Because i find that men seem to be just as guilty of what they accuse women of doing, possibly even more so.

They are obviously not REAL men, because a real man would have your complete attention, there'd be no time for reading books

I can't get that image of the man with rather large testicles out of my head.

I can't get that image of the man with rather large testicles out of my head.

if he looked anything like the one in the picture, I'm surprised you let him in...................

"I do wonder about a lot of the stuff that has been said over the years about women, such as talking too much. Because i find that men seem to be just as guilty of what they accuse women of doing, possibly even more so."

Maybe I should have been more specific. How about "Women posting on a Men's forum. How do we stop them?"

Men may be as talkative as women, but that's not what I was referring to. However, what I was talking about was why there can't be a Men's Forum. See what I mean? Maybe more specific would be can women mind their own business.

"I do wonder about a lot of the stuff that has been said over the years about women, such as talking too much. Because i find that men seem to be just as guilty of what they accuse women of doing, possibly even more so."

Maybe I should have been more specific. How about "Women posting on a Men's forum. How do we stop them?"

Men may be as talkative as women, but that's not what I was referring to. However, what I was talking about was why there can't be a Men's Forum. See what I mean? Maybe more specific would be can women mind their own business.

The Seceret Men's Business thread was/is a great idea for guys to talk about men's stuff, but I don't think it actually precludes comments from the ladies. I welcome their input, and so far, by and large, they have all contributed in the spirit of the thread.

Any woman that reads secret men's business may even get an insight into the male psyche......and the more women that understand the subject of "men", the better it is for domestic relations globally.

Back to the thread.........

I like female company......and I like hooters.

Have you finished your men's business today?

Looks like this Russian airlines knows how to get men up in the air!

Racy Airlines

 there are those who want engage in conversation with me rather than let me read my book.

I have a feeling that "conversation" is not their ultimate goal. 

!!

Btw..bought two Nancy Chandler maps from your shop the other day, but you were no where in sight. I think you saw me coming and ran!

Maybe more specific would be can women mind their own business.

Wow....

He sat and chopped his food up on his <deleted>.

I am a very nice person, but to have that image in my small brain cell kills mè!!

men have always been & will always be welcome in the ladies forum. The 2 major reasons someone will be told to sling it is if they are being offensive or a <deleted>.

So there you go, don't be offensive or a <deleted> & you will be welcome in the ladies forum. And I think it has been said many times before, the whole of thaivisa is in effect, a mens forum & that is why we need a ladies forum or a gay forum or a gardening forum.