For she's a jolly good fellow..............; hahaha

I think we can forget about the secret men's club. What about annoying them on the ladies forum?

I believe that has been going on since the ladies forum started

I'm a trot, too. What can I say? I'm working on it.

Being the local expert on our Cowichan River, I played good Samaritan and guided some young gals down the rapids on air mattresses. I didn't want them to get tangled in the sweepers (fallen trees) on some of the blind corners. :lol:

Being the local expert on our Cowichan River, I played good Samaritan and guided some young gals down the rapids on air mattresses. I didn't want them to get tangled in the sweepers (fallen trees) on some of the blind corners. :lol:

Smuggling Peanuts !

Jesus Ian, i hope to God you never get a pic of me.

That one has a very welcoming smile..................

Jesus Ian, i hope to God you never get a pic of me.

Why eek? I've heard (from the grapevine) that you aren't a bad looking gal.

Gals who don't want to be looked at don't wear bikinis. Gals who enjoy the attention, do. My friends don't care if I post their picture. And, I won't post a compromising picture of anyone. I also won't take a photo of anyone who doesn't want one. I've got a few pictures of tv members and don't post their picture because they prefer anonymity.

Jesus Ian, i hope to God you never get a pic of me.

Why eek? I've heard (from the grapevine) that you aren't a bad looking gal.

Gals who don't want to be looked at don't wear bikinis. Gals who enjoy the attention, do. My friends don't care if I post their picture. And, I won't post a compromising picture of anyone. I also won't take a photo of anyone who doesn't want one. I've got a few pictures of tv members and don't post their picture because they prefer anonymity.

dam_n it man. If they've got welcoming smiles like that one, it is your duty to post them !!!!!!

I won't post a compromising picture of anyone.

By all means, do not post them, but please PM me any compromising pictures of eek!

I've got a few pictures of tv members and don't post their picture because they prefer anonymity.

I prefer Vietnam.

Anonymity was just too cold when it rained - but as that was only for two months of the year it was tolerable.

Food was good, but hardly ever varied - porridge for breakfast, fried lunch and doorsteps of bread 'n' marge with a dob of red stuff for tea.

Just like being in nick.

dam_n it man. If they've got welcoming smiles like that one, it is your duty to post them !!!!!!

The mother is prettier than her daughter, and she's a COP. No messing with that gal or she'll whup your butt.

So am I !!

Send her over, we could swap handcuff stories.

wheres ole ND got to?

hasnt had another accident in the hand department again, has he?

wheres ole ND got to?

hasnt had another accident in the hand department again, has he?

Maybe he was trying too hard & something came loose.

I move that the next meeting of men for their secret business has the subject of camel toes tabled.

Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of the labia majora seen through tight clothes.^[1][2] Male organs showing through clothes at the crotch may be called moose knuckle.^[3] This slang was depicted in the film The Weather Man.

A camel's toe.

A female cameltoe.

(Both pics from Wiki, on the subject of cameltoes).

I also move that the subject of moose knuckles be prohibited from all secret men's business, unless it is to talk about prevention of said fashion disaster.

I move that you provide us with a photo of a moose knuckle in order that we know what we're not supposed to be talking about.

I move that you provide us with a photo of a moose knuckle in order that we know what we're not supposed to be talking about.

Here yah go, endure. I've been requested by moderators not to post photos of myself in similar gear, so this photo should satisfy your curiosity.

Do moose knuckles actually look like that? I notice that they're the team of Poles.

Where the expression "getting the moose knuckle polished" came from.

Where the expression "getting the moose knuckle polished" came from.

I don't know about moose knuckles, but how about hams?

Never heard of a moose knuckle before. And not wanting to dwell on the image of the Polish cycling team, wonder what the hel_l a real moose knuckle looks like. I am sure that every self respecting camel would be proud of the simile, but the average moose must be thoroughly pis*ed off with the comparison.

Having carved up enough moose (and every other type of big game animal) to fill a few meat lockers I can speak with some authority that there's nothing on the moose that remotely looks like the Polish bicycle team in spandex.

I googled it:

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

There are some wonderful quotes on urbandictionary. It makes it very clear. Funny thing is that it is also sometimes used with plus sized women as in "That's not a camel toe, that's a moose knuckle". You learn something everyday. I have now learned that the comparison is made to the joint on a mooses knee. By the way, why aren't two mooses meese?

There are some wonderful quotes on urbandictionary. It makes it very clear. Funny thing is that it is also sometimes used with plus sized women as in "That's not a camel toe, that's a moose knuckle". You learn something everyday. I have now learned that the comparison is made to the joint on a mooses knee. By the way, why aren't two mooses meese?

Neither with moose nor sheep.

Does the moose hold the same place in the heart of North Americans as the sheep does in Antipodean breasts?

There are some wonderful quotes on urbandictionary. It makes it very clear. Funny thing is that it is also sometimes used with plus sized women as in "That's not a camel toe, that's a moose knuckle". You learn something everyday. I have now learned that the comparison is made to the joint on a mooses knee. By the way, why aren't two mooses meese?

Neither with moose nor sheep.

Does the moose hold the same place in the heart of North Americans as the sheep does in Antipodean breasts?

No, but I always liked this photo of a moose we rescued that was stuck in the ice. The strange perspective makes it look tiny... a doing something naughty. But, it was actually a mature moose heading for the brush to escape.

Wellies would be no good. You'd need a step ladder!! But then again there are a lot of mounties in Canada.

Those moose knuckles look odd.