I thought it was two seasons

Hot and hot with rain !

I thought there were 3 seasons. Hot, Hotter and '<deleted> 'ell! The wax in my ears is melting'

Topless sunbaking......upto you....while it may offend some, most Thais are getting used to it now.....I would stick to the beaches where there are others doing it though rather than being the only one in the area.

Soles of feet.....no problem when sunbaking.....but....just be aware that the position of the feet in social situations could be considered offensive to some Thais.

Thai guys.....generally wont hassle you....but be aware of where you are at all times.....Dark or remote areas, extra care is needed as it is anywhere.

Weather....no probs....even with monsoonal rain, it is usually heavy but brief showers....you will find plenty of time to work on the tan.

Ladyboy bars.....dont go to them myself....but you will find ladyboys in bars everywhere....have fun with it but dont lead anyone on as a bit of a joke.

Be aware of your situation and surroundings at all times......but also keep good humour and have fun.

Becks, just come over to my place you can sunbath in the garden or the verandah, wear as little as you like

Ha ha ha thanx for the offer i will think about it lol!